Sterling or Scully: Gary Cohen calls Nimmo’s Mets 9th inning HR

Say someone hit a Home Run kind of near the fence in the 9th inning of a tie game….would you use your HOF caliber call or would you trackwall your call?

There you go Gare! You can hear him hesitate – he almost started to go to the track, to the wall, but I am sure by now my posts have made their way to Gare….nice to hear GC use his best stuff on a big home run.

Verdict: Scully, which is good because we’re in the man’s stadium.

Mets Police Morning Laziness: Swan deserved the Cy Young, Mets messing with Wright and tons for you to read!

That’s OK , because from the looks of this tweet MLB is rooting for JDG to win the Cy Young Award.

I have lots of things for you to read that you may have missed.

I’d like you to read my idea how YOU can pressure the Mets to play David Wright and it does not involve a dopey half baked boycott nor bags on your heads.

The Las Vegas 51s died at the age of 18, with a Peter Alonso walkout being their final moment.  The 51s will get a new name and stadium, and a survey says the Syracuse stadium is the worst in the International League.  Of course it is.

VERY VERY interesting that The Mets used the Giants-NY in a tweet. My theory….

You guys ask why I do Matt Harvey Recaps?  Because they are the most read thing on the site.  TDK pitched Monday and here’s how he did!

I know one guy who used his Blog Profits on a Jurassic Rumble Ponies cap

Seriously read this:  Here’s a great idea to steal from cricket, the annual Free Agent Live Auction.  Imagine the owners bidding on Free Agents live on TV, don’t tell me you wouldn’t watch the hell out of that.

SLACKISH REACTION:  The Mets won.  The Mets think we care about wins and losses at this point as if there is a difference between 72-90 and 70-92 and are making David Wright play simulated games as if he didn’t just play real games for three weeks.   I am waiting for someone in the MSM to write an article about Insurance Fraud, but they would rather write the lazy JDG Hard Luck no run support stories over and over.

Las Vegas 51s, dead at 18.

The Las Vegas 51s died earlier today but at least went out swinging with a walkout win thanks to a Home Run by Peter Alonso!

The 51s will be rebranded next season as the Jungle Frisbees or Couch Trees or Coffee Straws or Sunscreen Bandits or whatever stupid name wins the rebrand contest.  They also move to a new home.

None of this matters to us Mets fans and we will have a new AAA in Syracuse…currently the Chiefs but just as likely to be rebranded with one of those “cool” modern style nicknames like Rumble Ponies or Blueberry Sofas or Razor Sneakers or Ponzi Schemes.

Still unclear to me is what will happen to poor Cosmo the mascot who seems like he’s all space related and stuff.  At least he got a nice sendoff before the Las Vegas Book Gorillas take him out back and shoot him.

But time for one last memory…

We will always remember Las Vegas as the place that David Wright played his final baseball game before Insurancegate kept him out of the majors while the union sat and did nothing on his behalf.

Thanks for being a nice affiliate Las Vegas, good luck in your future and please don’t murder Cosmo.

Matt Harvey pitched on Labor Day! How did he do? You’ll look….

Hey it was a beautiful Labor Day Monday afternoon and The Dark Knight returned!   It’s always good to see Matty Baseball on the hill and hopefully he’d do great today….

Uh oh…..

Uh oh….

Oh no!  That’s Matt’s 22nd HR of the year and it’s 1-0 Pirates.

A few minutes later we see still has TDK has his head in the game as this squib is hit back and…

Oh no he can’t make the play and there is another runner on!

Fortunately The Real Deal got out of it, and the Pirates only got the 1 run.

Since it’s a sunny Labor Day and some of us want to drink beer on the deck and not recap an entire Reds-Pirates game, let’s skip ahead to the 4th where Cervelli has led ff the inning with a hit to right field..

But a strikeout and this weak grounder and whatever the other out was and…that was it.

So let’s skip ahead to the 6th!

We are seeing a typical Reds-era Harvey start where he has a rough 1st and then kind of settles in…and as we head to the 6th, MH trails 1-0.

That guy Frazier on the Pirates sure isn’t soft.  He homered in the 1st and has led off the 6th with a bloop down the LF line.

And then….

OH NO

OH NO!!!!

Oh no.

And it’s 3-0 and we have our featured image for the post!

I love Matt’s reactions…let’s look at some more….

Is that not the body language of a man who realizes he’s stuck in suburban Kentucky for the rest of the summer?

Matt would finish the 6th but that would be all today for The Real Deal.

And there you have it, a very typical Reds-era Matt Harvey start.  Some long balls, some tightrope walking, but 6 innings, 3 runs on 7 hits (only 3 Ks today).  A quality start from the 3-starter he was projected to be before you guys put him in the Ike Davis Hall of Fame.

Maybe he could have just been a nice 3 starter all these years.   Maybe next time we won’t Next Seaver the next prospect.  Today, Matt takes the loss.

Enjoy Waffle House Matt, and tell Jenny the waitress I said hi.

 

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