The Mets Police

A change of pace tonight…it’s Jon Miller at the mic…..Nick with the hookup.

Ooooh that was a you know who move.

Verdict: Sterling.

And then this happened…it was gonna be a good call but….

CONFORTO HOME RUN puts the Mets up 6-2!!

Stream Live: https://t.co/fzMsDxvkr8 pic.twitter.com/vJcVJwUb4P

— SportsNet New York (@SNYtv) August 22, 2018

Look if you start muttering to yourself that you may have blown the call, there can only be one verdict. You have one job Gare, and it is to describe the play.

Verdict: Sterling

Maybe Miller could be better….

Nick hooked me up with the clip. Here’s how Nick described the clip, “Here’s #SFGiants PBP voice Jon Miller’s Conforto HR call, more waiting for the play to develop before jumping to conclusion.”

Verdict: Scully

A hit from #5 David Wright brings #40 Dan Rizzie home! The Tarpons still lead the Mets 7-3 in the top of the eighth inning. #STLMets #LetsGoMets pic.twitter.com/qoY2XK3Abb

— St. Lucie Mets (@stluciemets) August 22, 2018

Hooray for David! He was 1 for 4 on the night. Nothing was hit to him on defense. Soon he will take his job back from Soft Todd Frazier!

Hey  why didn’t this happen last week when I was IN Chicago?  (The Mets are in Chicago next week by the way (back to you Gare).

Murph is gonna tear it up in Wrigley.  Like seriously tear it up.  Plus the whole Murphy’s Bleachers thing is a shoe in.  I better start the CTA (Chicago T-Shirt Authority like right now.  Anyone know anyone with a t-shirt screener thing?)

Both 20 and 28 are taken by current Cubs.

I will totally get a Murph Cubs jersey as I like Cubs stuff.   I actually never bought a Murphy Nats one but I probably will now on DEEP DISCOUNT.

Yeah yeah I know LOLMets, right Deadspin?  The Mets are the only team in the majors that make errors.

And I know right, stupid Mets playing people out of position and making errors and LOLMets and stuff right?   Lets put on our paper bags!

But wait……

This is Garbage Time.

Peter Alonso also plays first base.

Doesn’t it actually make sense to try Dom Smith in LF every  day all day the rest of the season?   Don’t LOL the Mets on this one.  It is YOU who is mistaken.

Better to try this now than next April when the games matter and the comedians are back.   Right now, does it really matter if the Mets are 54-70 or 55-69?  14 games back or 15.  Who cares?  What does last night’s loss matter?

Better to start the road to 2019 now.  Find out if Dom can do this.

Good job Mets!   And as usual the AAIMBR is wrong and Mets Blog continues to have a bad season.  As for Deadspin…let me know when Manfred takes the Yankees away from the Steinbrenners and we can talk.   They can’t even keep their star players on the field and have yet to appear in a World Series in the 2010s.  Even the lowly stupid cheap Mets pulled that off.  LOLYankees and stuff.

Earlier this season I was blocked by Todd Frazier shortly after making fun of Salt & Pepper Towels…

..which let’s face it, deserve to be made fun of.

Then I noticed like two weeks ago I had been unblocked by Soft Todd Frazier.

Yesterday, Soft Todd had blocked me again!

I don’t see why I would have been relocked yesterday, as this post about the Soft Todd Frazier store is pretty tame.

So could it be….that Soft Todd Frazier knew I was pointing out his OPS every day (it is .704 now) and only wanted people saying super positive things about him while he relived his greatest achievement of playing in the LLWS?  (Which is a VERY strange thing to say about someone who plays in the Major Leagues)

When Soft Todd unblocked me I stopped pointing out his OPS and I thought we were friends.  Suddenly, just hours after the Williamsport game I am blocked again.

So, war it shall be for me and Soft Todd and his .704 OPS.   This will give me something to do as he helps the Mets grind it out to a 4th place finish down the stretch.