Hedge Fund Billionaire wastes $300,000,000 on baseball team with ONE All Star

“Steve Cohen” as portrayed in the film Dumb Money

Congratulations to Vulgar Pete Alonso who can go curse up a storm in Seattle as the Mets’ lone All Star.   Pete will also get to partake in the Home Run Derby which is the one thing he does well….as hitting softly tossed juiced baseball is very entertaining, but it does not help your team win a World Series.

Yes I know this is last year’s design.

No SNY Mets on YouTubeTV? You won’t even miss it in July, let’s look at the TV schedule

Hey – don’t worry about this SNY YouTubeTV thing (the channel has been removed) – you won’t even miss it.  Let’s take a look at July.

Today the game is on SNY.  It’s also July 4th weekend.  Let it go.

Tomorrow?  ESPN

Monday there’s no game.

July 4th you have better things to do.

Then they are on the West Coast playing Arizona and the Padres.  Late night games.  No big loss.

Then it’s the All Star Break and July is half over!

The Dodgers are in Queens on the 14th and AppleTV, Fox and then Channel 11  have the games so you’re good all weekend.

July 18th the White Sox are in town and that’s the first time you might care.

The Red Sox come in, and you’ll miss the Friday game, but the other two are Channel 11 and ESPN

Than the Yankees.  Well, YTTV doesn’t have YES either so those two days might annoy you.

And now it’s already July 29th, the Mets are sellers and they are playing the Nationals.  You can check out.  There will be football on your TV in a week.  You’re good to go until Opening Day.

AND, you might just find, you don’t miss it.  I stopped watching and now I don’t even think to put the games on.  Totally broke the habit..  You are FREE.  Enjoy the extra 3 hours a day to do other things.  Trust me, you will be fine.

 

The FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR Mets All Star Game Jersey!!! $509!!!!!!!!

Wow I am tempted to use a word associated with Pete Alonso that would go between GO and YOURSELF to Major League Baseball.

$509.   You know what Logan Roy from Succession would say.

Anyway, baseball obviously hates its fans…and doesn’t at all understand that one of the cool things about the All Star Game used to be seeing your favorite team’s players in their regular uniforms.

Well, now we have $509 generic league jerseys.  I am so glad I stopped watching this sport.  I should probably post an affiliate link, I’d get like a $50 commission…not that anyone is going to buy these.

Baseball, SMH

Gary Cohen whines about smoke (life is hard Gary) while Keith makes BORDER JOKES!

Great find by Awful Announcing…..

Gary I’m sorry the smoke bothered you….but let’s take a look at the back door political commentary by Keith Hernandez!

Twitter is spazzing out at the moment and won’t let me embed the clip but you can find it here.  The gist is that Gary wonders if there’s a way to make the smoke stay in Canada….

Keith: “Well, borders are fairly porous all over the world right now,”