The Mets Police

Not sure what’s going on here.  It’s not the worst thing I’ve ever seen but probably would work better on a woman than a dude.

Hey – don’t worry about this SNY YouTubeTV thing (the channel has been removed) – you won’t even miss it.  Let’s take a look at July.

Today the game is on SNY.  It’s also July 4th weekend.  Let it go.

Tomorrow?  ESPN

Monday there’s no game.

July 4th you have better things to do.

Then they are on the West Coast playing Arizona and the Padres.  Late night games.  No big loss.

Then it’s the All Star Break and July is half over!

The Dodgers are in Queens on the 14th and AppleTV, Fox and then Channel 11  have the games so you’re good all weekend.

July 18th the White Sox are in town and that’s the first time you might care.

The Red Sox come in, and you’ll miss the Friday game, but the other two are Channel 11 and ESPN

Than the Yankees.  Well, YTTV doesn’t have YES either so those two days might annoy you.

And now it’s already July 29th, the Mets are sellers and they are playing the Nationals.  You can check out.  There will be football on your TV in a week.  You’re good to go until Opening Day.

AND, you might just find, you don’t miss it.  I stopped watching and now I don’t even think to put the games on.  Totally broke the habit..  You are FREE.  Enjoy the extra 3 hours a day to do other things.  Trust me, you will be fine.

 

Wow I am tempted to use a word associated with Pete Alonso that would go between GO and YOURSELF to Major League Baseball.

$509.   You know what Logan Roy from Succession would say.

Anyway, baseball obviously hates its fans…and doesn’t at all understand that one of the cool things about the All Star Game used to be seeing your favorite team’s players in their regular uniforms.

Well, now we have $509 generic league jerseys.  I am so glad I stopped watching this sport.  I should probably post an affiliate link, I’d get like a $50 commission…not that anyone is going to buy these.

Baseball, SMH

Great find by Awful Announcing…..

Gary I’m sorry the smoke bothered you….but let’s take a look at the back door political commentary by Keith Hernandez!

Twitter is spazzing out at the moment and won’t let me embed the clip but you can find it here.  The gist is that Gary wonders if there’s a way to make the smoke stay in Canada….

Keith: “Well, borders are fairly porous all over the world right now,”

OMG I am so excited for this movie now!   Looks like Steve Cohen, wearing a baseball cap, is a character played by Vincent D’Onofrio

And in one scene in the trailer, it’s dark so a little hard to tell, but it looks like “Steve” keeps a large pig in his office.  I think.  Maybe????

Normally I would embed the trailer but there are a lot of words that only a rube like Pete Alonso would say over a stadium PA…so  you can watch it here if Vulgarity is your thing.

I can’t wait for this movie to come out so we can reload our memes!