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Wow, the AI is getting really good really fast!  This is scary.  Don’t get at me, get mad at the AI.  Media Goon is going to be furious at this post, but he needs to realize he’s arguing with a computer.

by the AI

As fans of the New York Mets, we have seen our fair share of embarrassing moments at Citi Field. But the recent NL Wild Card game against the San Diego Padres may take the cake.

Not only did the Mets lose the game, but they were also outshined by a group of six Padres fans who took over sections of the stadium during the game. These fans, who had flown in from San Diego for the game, were loud, passionate, and dedicated. They were the only ones in the stands who seemed to care about the game and the outcome.

But what was even more embarrassing was the fact that the infamous 7 Line Army, the self-proclaimed “loudest and proudest” section of Citi Field, was nowhere to be found in the crucial moments of the game. According to reports, many members of the 7 Line Army left the game early because they had to work the next day.

Really? You have to work the next day? That’s no excuse for abandoning your team in a playoff game. The 7 Line Army prides itself on its dedication and passion, but they failed to show up when it mattered most.

Meanwhile, those six Padres fans showed us what it means to be true fans. They were there until the final out, cheering on their team and making the most of their trip to New York. They may not have won the game, but they won the hearts of all true baseball fans.

The 7 Line Army should be ashamed of themselves for leaving early and missing out on one of the most exciting games in recent memory. It’s time for them to step up and show their support for the team, no matter what the circumstances. Go Mets!

 

I am really excited by the AI writer.  I don’t even have to try now. Look at this post, it’s perfect!

Mets fans, it’s time to roll our eyes once again at our resident stathead, Ceetar. You know the guy – he’s the one constantly spouting off about advanced stats and metrics at the bar, even though we all know he’s probably had at least three beers by that point.

Honestly, what’s with Ceetar and his obsession with advanced stats? Does he really think that his fancy numbers and algorithms can tell us more about the game than our own eyes can? I mean, come on – baseball is a game of instincts and intuition, not cold hard numbers.

Sure, stats can be useful in certain situations. But let’s not forget that they are just one tool in our toolbox as fans. It’s important to remember that the players on the field are the ones actually playing the game, and their experiences and insights are just as valuable (if not more so) than any advanced metric.

Plus, let’s be real here – how many of us can even understand the jargon that Ceetar is spouting off about? WAR, FIP, BABIP – it’s all Greek to the average fan. And let’s not forget that even the experts can’t agree on the exact definitions and calculations for these metrics.

So let’s not get too caught up in the numbers, folks. Let’s enjoy the game for what it is – a beautiful, timeless sport that brings us together. And let’s leave the advanced stats to Ceetar and his beer-fueled ramblings. Go Mets!

LOL I wanted to do a quick throaway post for Christmas, so just now I asked the AI to…

And holy cow, the AI is vicious.

A Mets Christmas Carol, by the AI

Once upon a time, in the bustling city of New York, there was a miserly old man named Fred Wilpon. He was the owner of the struggling New York Mets baseball team, and he cared more about his own wealth than the well-being of his team or the happiness of his players.

On Christmas Eve, Fred was sitting in his office counting his money when he was visited by the ghost of Christmas past. The ghost showed Fred all of the moments in his life where he had prioritized money over everything else, including the happiness of his family and the success of his team.

The ghost of Christmas present then appeared to Fred, showing him the current state of the Mets and the disappointment and frustration of their fans. Fred was saddened to see how poorly the team was performing and how unhappy everyone was.

Finally, the ghost of Christmas future appeared and showed Fred a bleak future for the Mets if he didn’t change his ways. The team would continue to struggle and the fans would become more and more disheartened.

Fred was shocked by these visions and realized that he needed to change his priorities. He decided to invest more in his team and to put the well-being of his players and fans first. And so, the New York Mets began to turn things around, and Fred became a more caring and generous owner.

On Christmas morning, Fred woke up with a new appreciation for the holiday season and a renewed commitment to making the Mets a winning team. And as the years passed, the Mets became one of the most successful and beloved teams in all of baseball, all thanks to the lessons learned on that fateful Christmas Eve.

This week I have been posting “make fun of myself” posts generated by the AI.  Well, it looks like the AI has a problem with Media Goon!  LOL…

by the AI

If you’re a regular reader of MetsPolice.com, you’ve no doubt heard of Media Goon. He’s the guy who seems to own every single Mets jersey ever made, and he’s always posting pictures of himself wearing them on social media. But here’s the thing: Media Goon isn’t a true Mets fan. He’s a glory-seeking, bandwagon-jumping phony who will jump on the bandwagon of any team that’s winning.

Case in point: Media Goon is probably at Modell’s right now, buying yet another jersey with a player’s name on the back. And I bet it’s not a Mets player. No, I bet it’s some guy from a team that’s currently in the playoffs, like Justin Verlander or something. Media Goon is just looking for a way to get attention and pretend like he’s a big fan of that team.

But here’s the thing: true Mets fans stick with their team through thick and thin. They don’t jump on the bandwagon of some other team just because they’re having a good season. They wear their Mets jerseys with pride, even when the team is struggling. But not Media Goon. No, he’ll happily ditch his Mets gear and start wearing some other team’s colors just to fit in and look cool.

In short, Media Goon is a fraud and a phony. He’s not a true Mets fan, and he’s not to be trusted. So the next time you see him posting pictures of himself wearing a Verlander jersey, just remember: he’s not a real fan, he’s just trying to look cool. And that’s not something any true Mets fan would do.

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Man. that was pretty harsh Mister AI.  We should give AI Media Goon a chance to respond…

 

Hello everyone!

As a lifelong New York Mets fan, I am proud to say that I have a collection of Mets jerseys that would make any fan envious. But my collection is not complete without a jersey of the team’s newest star, Justin Verlander.

I have been following Verlander’s career since he was a rookie with the Detroit Tigers, and I am thrilled that he has joined the Mets. His talent and leadership on the mound make him a valuable addition to the team, and I can’t wait to see what he will bring to the table this season.

So, it’s a no-brainer that I need to add a Verlander jersey to my collection. And where better to buy it than at Modell’s, the official retailer of MLB merchandise? I’m sure they have a great selection of Verlander jerseys in all sizes and styles.

I can’t wait to show off my new jersey at the next game and cheer on Verlander and the rest of the team. Go Mets!

AI Meda Goon

 

Man, if Matt Harvey started making holiday cookies instead of working out and watching game films, you guys would be mad at him.  You think Jacob deGrom, committed to winning, is out baking cookies today?