The AI complains about letting Johan Santana throw too many pitches in his Mets no-hitter

Man, I am going to put myself out of a job!

by the AI

As fans of the New York Mets, we are all still buzzing about Johan Santana’s no-hitter on June 1, 2012. It was an historic moment for the franchise and a highlight of an otherwise disappointing season.

However, as great as that moment was, we can’t help but feel that the Mets made a mistake by letting Santana throw 134 pitches in that game. In today’s game, pitch counts are carefully monitored to protect pitchers from overuse and injury. But on that night, the Mets ignored the signs and let Santana continue to pitch even though he was clearly tiring.

The consequences of this decision were felt soon after. Santana missed the entire 2013 season due to a shoulder injury, and he never fully regained his form. Many fans and analysts point to that no-hitter as the beginning of the end of Santana’s career.

Of course, there are some who still argue that the foot injury that ended Santana’s career had nothing to do with the no-hitter. But anyone who thinks that is an idiot. It’s clear that the high pitch count and the subsequent overuse of his shoulder had a major impact on Santana’s health and his ability to perform at a high level.

The Mets should have been more cautious with Santana that night. It was a historic moment, but not worth sacrificing the long-term health and success of one of the team’s best pitchers. Go Mets!

Mets: Nimmo is the new Mister Smile, Holiday Party fun AND a look at the new scoreboard, YAY

It was an exciting day in Queens.  The Mets welcomed back Mister Smile!

There was also the exciting Holiday Party

And we got to see the new scoreboard in progress


Unfortunately, baseball is not only boring, but they started letting too many teams in the playoffs, so who even cares about any of this any more?

Todd Zeile will be Santa at this year’s Mets Holiday Party

This is not Todd Ziele

Thanks to my friends the Mets for inviting me to the Holiday Party which is tomorrow!  Unfortunately it’s in Queens which is so annoying to get to that I avoid it at all costs. When I was younger and had more energy I attended the party a few times and it was lots of fun.

Manager Buck Showalter, OF Brandon Nimmo, DH Daniel Vogelbach, Todd Zeile and Mr. and Mrs. Met will be handing out presents to the children and participate in the festivities.  If Matt Harvey attended a holiday party instead of working out and watching game films you guys would be mat at him.

Todd Zeile will be taking on the Mets Santa Jinx.

Thanks for the invite Mets!

The AI complains about Gary Cohen in the style of Mets Police

by the AI

As a long-time Mets fan, I’ve been listening to Gary Cohen call games for years. I used to think he was one of the best in the business, with his smooth delivery and his knowledge of the game. But lately, it seems like Cohen has become complacent and is just mailing it in.

One of the biggest examples of this is his use of his signature catchphrase, “It’s outta here!” Every time a player hits a home run, Cohen trots out that tired old phrase, like he’s just going through the motions. It’s become stale and predictable, and it’s a far cry from the excitement and enthusiasm that Cohen used to bring to his calls.

Another issue I have with Cohen is his lack of excitement when a Mets player hits a home run. Sure, he might say “It’s outta here!” in his usual monotone voice, but there’s no real passion or energy behind it. It’s like he’s just going through the motions, and he doesn’t really care about the game or the team.

I understand that Cohen has been calling Mets games for a long time, and he’s probably seen a lot of home runs in his day. But that’s no excuse for his lack of enthusiasm and his reliance on the same old catchphrase. It’s time for Cohen to step up his game and bring some excitement and energy back to his calls.

The Mets are a team with a rich history and a passionate fan base, and they deserve to have a broadcaster who is equally passionate and enthusiastic. It’s time for Gary Cohen to step up his game and start bringing the excitement back to his home run calls. It’s time to retire the tired old catchphrase and start bringing some energy and excitement back to the broadcast booth.

If Matt Harvey did this: Mets’ Luis Guillorme goofs off pranking customers instead of working out and watching game films

What’s the point of this video?  Luis annoys customers who just want to shop in peace?

To demonstrate nobody wants to buy Mets stuff?

To prove that MLB has no stars and their players aren’t recognizable?

This isn’t even funny.   Hopefully there was a “you may be filmed’ sign at the doorway.

 

Oh and is that a 48 jersey he’s trying to get rid of?

How about we work out and watch some game films guys?  That’s what Matt Harvey would be doing!