The Mets Police

Mr. Met joins twitter.  What could possibly go wrong…

Well first this happened.

Hey @MrMet welcome to Twitter! BTW, can you ask Mrs. Met why she won’t call me back? pic.twitter.com/MnKEbagKLQ

— Sluggerrr (@Sluggerrr) March 10, 2014

Then this…

. @Sluggerrr so you’re the one Mrs. Met told me about. #stalker @MrMet pic.twitter.com/d1eoAz2OEu

— White Sox Mascot (@Southpaw) March 11, 2014

 

And now this!!!!

.@MrMet@Sluggerrr@Southpaw Interesting…that’s not what #MrsMet whispered to me❤️ pic.twitter.com/igqGrQzwlX

— Slider (@SliderTheMascot) March 11, 2014

 

I was still giggling over the Slugerrr (with three Rs) photo, but that last one really has pushed me over the edge.

I can’t decide if I hope they are just having a good chuckle out in Queens or if there is going to be some ridiculous Emergency Meeting to find out What Are We Going To Do About This.

Oh LOLMets, I love you so.  You make blogging so easy.

This is a real thing in Los Angeles!

Curriculum:

• Intro to second base
• Intro to first base
• Intro to left field
• science

These are cool although I wonder why the MLB Shop is saying “debut” since I wrote about this back on January 6th.  (Wait until everyone finds out in a few days about the Celtic jersey).

Anyways, you can go pretty deep on these.  Even Kingman/Wilson is pretty “boring” considering you could order a “Richard Aguilera” (read this post for more mocking).

Support your favorite capitalist blogger and get one now.

 

When I met Zack at the Mets’ Christmas party he immediately became my second favorite Met because I really dug his vibe.  Nice article about Wheeler in the News.

“But we’ll see. If a hot model comes along, so be it. Why not, right?’’

via Zack Wheeler hopes to follow Matt Harvey’s footsteps this season with Mets – NY Daily News.

Meanwhile ICYMI, Osh41 wrote that if Harvey wants to be like Jeter then Harvey needs to shut up.

Might have to get me some Wheeler Camo.

Osh41 emailed me this and asked me to write about it and I said, “Why don’t I just post your email?” He agreed.  I added the bold and the link.

Didn’t he say he wanted to be like Jeter in that article last year??  Then he needs to shut up – Jeter separated his shoulder opening day one year and was out for a few months.  Didn’t hear a word. He said he was RETIRING and I haven’t heard anything out of him since that press conference.

The facts are – you have 12 career wins and made last summer fun.

Talk less, rehab and dude it’s not all about you.

 

Discuss!