Only fools celebrate the Johan Santana Mets no-hitter

One time in college you drank 13 beers and had a GREAT TIME.  Man what a fabulous night that was.   Then you spent the night praying to the porcelain gods.  Then the dry heaves came and you WISHED you could throw up.

That’s what happened ten years ago and Terry Collins was the bartender.

…Aside from the pesky fact that there was a fair ball called foul….

That night Terry did the unconscionable and broke Santana.   I know some of you weirdos claim that it had nothing to do with this night and that someone stepped on his foot two starts later…..yeah OK.

Coming into the game Santana was 2-2 with an ERA of 2.75.

Terry The Maniac had let him pitch 9 in his previous start (younger fans may not remember something called a Complete Game) and 96 pitches IN A GAME THE METS WON 9-0.  Reckless.

Santana was at 75 pitches on the 5th,  I started first-guessing it then, tweeting several times that they shouldn’t even think about it.  The math was impossible. Terry didn’t care.

Santana would make 10 more starts after June 1, finishing 6-9 with an ERA of 4.85.  There are some worrisome stat lines along the way  In his final 5 starts he gave up 7, 6, 6, 8 and 6 earned runs.  But the Mets, who a decade later old break deGrom by celebrating him mowing down teenagers in March and again in A ball – the Mets kept rolling Santana out there.

One wonders what might have been..  The 2013 Rotation probably looks better if it were Santana, Dillon Gee, Harvey and Niese…instead of Gee being at the top of that deck.

We’ll never know.

I hope you still have your t-shirt.   I hope you’re not a fool who thinks this was a proud night for the organization.

Terry Collins, this is on you.

Mets send Dom Smith to AAA!!!

Pete Alonso with the 1B KO!

INF Dominic Smith was optioned to Triple-A Syracuse on May 30.

RHP Adonis Medina has been recalled from Triple-A Syracuse today.

Are the Mets so good there’s no reason to watch until Max returns? The importance of STARS

Well, I don’t recall having THIS problem.

I don’t think there’s much reason to watch the Mets.

Yep, they are good.

Yep, they win.

Yep, they have a big lead.

And what’s the reason to watch.

This isn’t 1986 which was the third film in the 1984-1988 series where we met some young players, almost won, then did, then somehow didn’t, and then almost did again except for Mike Scioscia.

This team…..

If Scherzer were pitching I would watch,

If deGrom….sure.

Bassitt?  Cookie?  Peterson?  Eh…it’s kind of nice out and Kenobi is on and I haven’t watched Hacks or John Oliver yet and…..

I also think this team lacks stars.

Pete Alonso is a baseball star.  I also can’t stand him.

Lindor could be a star but he booed the Mets fans so he can rot.

Other than that?  You guys will now throw up a bunch of names in the Facebook comments (WHAT, you don’t think XXXX is a star?)

No, I don’t.

So….Let’s Go Mets and all that….but it’s not good TV.   The team is TOO good?

Bagel Store Mets Frontrunner Index: High

I can’t stand frontrunners.

One of my leading indexes is keeping an eye on how much Mets gear I see around the neighborhood.  At this point if you wear something with drop shadow I am like – ok that guy is a real fan.

Yesterday morning at the bagel store – by the way, there are no new flavors have your order thought out and you really don’t need to stand at the glade going Gimme One of That, Two Of These…but I digress…

…at the bagel store I saw a dude in a Mets cap, which I don’t think I have seen since 2015…..and there was this other guy in a brand new Mets shirt and cap.

Bagels Employee started talking to Big Time Mets Fan about Saturday’s win against the Phillies.  Mr. Big Time was vey happy and said “yeah I

Congratulations 2022 NL East Champions the New York Mets!

I’m calling it.  Congrats to Buck Showalter and the 2022 National League East Champion New York Mets!

THIS is why you hire a professional manager.  The Mets finally stopped making the mistakes of the past.  Things have been calm, there is no circus, the players are getting long, the top 2 starters are out and the Mets quietly take series after series.

Let’s take a look at the standings!

8.5 game lead.

If the Mets play .500 the rest of the way they will win 88 games.

If I did my math right, the Braves need to go 66-49 (.573 ball) to tie at 88 wins.

It’s over Atlanta.

Oh and the Mets are going to ADD deGrom and Scherzer to the top of the deck.

Congratulations to all the Mets, Vulgar Pete, Uncle Steve and everyone in the organization except Francisco Lindor who can rot for booing the fans. Never forget.  Hopefully he gets DFAd.

The Mets Police
Privacy Overview

This website uses cookies so that we can provide you with the best user experience possible. Cookie information is stored in your browser and performs functions such as recognising you when you return to our website and helping our team to understand which sections of the website you find most interesting and useful.