The Mets Police

I’d still rather have David Cone play his heart out for me.

Dan saw this on eBay. It will not be joining my Mazzilli poster in my office.

Remember these?

Remember the SHOW U AT SHEA campaign?  Wow that seems desperate doesn’t it?

Scully, take a look at this.  Why is Mrs. Met calling Mister “best friend.”  Don’t you usually call your spouse honey or love or something?

One of my favorite random Mets topics….Mr Met 1.5!

As much as the Mets act like they love Mr. Met these days, he was a complete non-entity for about 15 years. Then…THIS showed up!

At some point I dubbed this character “Mr. Met 1.5” which seems to have stuck (Mr. Met being the character in the museum and Mr. Met 2 being the current design).

Mr. Met 1.5 had TUDE.  It was the 90s.  Itchy, Scratchy & Poochy.  Everything had to be XTREME.  So Mr. Met came back with an attitude and a scary look in his eye.

It didn’t last long, there are very few images, and like much of the 1990s in Queens, best forgotten.

Bad designs. $44 price point. A lockout. Players that boo the fans. Other players complicit in their silence. The wallet is closed fellas. Burn the entire sport to the ground.

This NY is terrible. It has the same problem the old hybrids did. The NY does not pop. Donate $44 to an animal shelter instead.