The Mets Police

Hey nice twitter profile Max!

I will let ESPN summarize this so I get it right. The bold is mine.  I have no editorial comment at this time.

Among the government’s potential witnesses are former Angels players Matt Harvey, Andrew Heaney, C.J. Cron, Cam Bedrosian, Mike Morin, Blake Parker, Garrett Richards, and a number of team and clubhouse personnel. Skaggs’ widow, Carli, and his mother, Debbie Hetman, are also listed. The government says most of the players are expected to testify about their knowledge that Kay distributed oxycodone to players. Harvey, Cron and Morin are expected to testify about communications with Kay about oxycodone, and Richards is expected to testify that “Eric Kay asked him for unused oxycodone pills.” (via ESPN)

I have been trying to convince @mediagoon that something is wrong.  For example – the word charcuterie.   Where I am from that word did not exist prior to November of 2021, and now I see it every single day.

Need more proof?  How about this!

Also note that the Y is on top of the N.  What strange variant world does this?

How could it be?  Well what about THIS

 

Clearly something is going on!   Charcuterie?  What the heck is charcuterie?  Why didn’t we have this until two months ago?

Thanks to Swimming for bringing this to my attention!

i prefer my championship merch to be bluntly inaccurate. pic.twitter.com/upKFrt2B1S

— Swimmin (@SWIMMlN) January 31, 2022

 

 

 

Hey we can’t tell you who is on the Mets or if these games will actually be played, but it’s never to early to give Steve Cohen an interest free loan so you don’t miss out on fireworks.

METS TO HOST THREE FIREWORKS NIGHTS IN 2022
MAY 28, JULY 2 & SEPTEMBER 2

Tickets Available Now at Mets.com/Tickets

FLUSHING, N.Y., February 2, 2022 – The New York Mets today announced three fireworks shows at Citi Field this summer. Fans who attend the Mets game on Saturday, May 28 vs. Philadelphia, Saturday, July 2 vs. Texas and Friday, September 2 vs. Washington will be treated to a unique post-game fireworks show. Tickets for all three of these games are available now at Mets.com/Tickets.

Each fireworks show has a theme and will be synced with music and visuals on the Citi Field video boards.

Fireworks on Saturday, May 28 are presented by Northwell Health and will honor Memorial Day Weekend along with those who have served through a New York theme.

The Saturday, July 2 fireworks will be patriotic-themed and are presented by GOYA.

The final fireworks show of the summer, Friday, September 2, presented by Toyota, will celebrate the 60th anniversary of the Mets.

Could the Salt and Pepper return to Queens?  How many unsold shirts does Darren have in the warehouse?

Lyin’ Todd told MLB Radio (per NJ.com)

“I still think I can still play in the major leagues … I know they are getting a lot better and they’re getting stronger, pitchers and hitters, but I still think that as more of an older guy, I can bring a lot to a ballclub with wisdom and help the younger kids out. … I can help these younger kids get better. I’m not saying I’m going to help them be the next Mike Trout. .. But an example, like if a guy did something wrong, let’s talk about it so we don’t do it again. That kind of stuff. Or why did you put in that instance, per se.”

Todd batted .086 in 2021 in 13 games for the Pirates.

In 2020 he his .224 in 4 games with the Mets after hitting .241 in 31 games for Texas.  I mean why WOULDN’T you sign him?