Hey Steve Cohen please thank the #Mets players for all the extra free time!

Hey Uncle Steve,

Just wanted to thank you for putting together possibly the least likable group since at least the 1990s!   I wanted to update you on how I am doing moving on with my life.

On Tuesday I skipped both games.  I finished dup Zack Snyder’s Justice League and I gotta tell you, the first hour is as boring as baseball, but the next three hours were pretty entertaining.

Thursday I had some friends over.  It was nice.  We sat out by the fire and hung out until 10pm or so.  Heard the Mets won!

Tonight, honestly I thought you guys were home so I was mentally prepared to Black Out the game anyway, but I think I might skip it and watch some movies.  It’s a Fall kind of day out, so a movie might hit the spot.

Tomorrow, I have no idea when you plan on playing baseball but I am heading to the beach so I have no interest in your product.

I didn’t even like these guys when they were in first place, but now that they openly don’t like their own fans, I am very happy to live life without them, you, or your business.   It’s not a boycott, and of course I will be back.  I’m already excited about the New Generation of Mets like Brad Hand who is not tainted by Boogate.  He’s my favorite Mets player now!

Guys like Jacob deGrom?  Complicit in their silence.  “Captain” Pete?  Complicit in his silence.   Thor had enough energy to ask me to read a book but not to stick up for the fans so he too is complicit in his silence.

They can all go Steve.  Perhaps your third choice General Manager will get it right this time.  Hey, maybe YOU will get it right this time – so far your hiring record is a disaster.  The closest thing you’ve done to OK is bringing back one of the Wilpons’ guys Sandy Alderson.  And you’re going a heck of a job changing the culture.

Have a nice weekend Steve.  I am sure I will check the app to see what the score is.  I know you guys are all excited being just one game under after a huge sweep of the Marlins.   Let’s Go Mets!  Booooooo!

Mets acquire Mr. Hand

Welcome to Brad Hand who is now my favorite Mets player because he is not tainted by the sins of last weekend. Welcome Mr. Hand.

FLUSHING, N.Y., September 2, 2021 — The New York Mets today announced the club has claimed LHP Brad Hand off waivers from Toronto. In order to make room on the 40-man roster, the Mets designated RHP Geoff Hartlieb for assignment.

Hand, 31, is 5–7 with a 4.21 ERA (24 earned runs/51.1 innings) and 21 saves in 52 combined games with Washington and Toronto this year. He began the season with the Nationals before he was traded to the Blue Jays on July 29. Hand’s 21 saves all came with the Nationals and he ranks ninth in the NL in saves.

During his 11-year career with Miami, San Diego, Cleveland, Washington and Toronto, he is 31–50 with 126 saves and a 3.70 ERA (271 earned runs/660.0 innings).

Mike Piazza to join Fox News’ 9/11 Coverage

Deadline reports....

The Five – The Fox News roundtable will air live from Citi Field ahead of the MLB’s New York Mets versus New York Yankees game, preempting regularly scheduled programming. Former Mets’ manager Bobby Valentine and retired Mets’ player Mike Piazza, both whom were with the team in 2001, are scheduled to join. Airs: 5 p.m. ET (on 9/11)

Interesting choice by Mike, who you may recall reportedly attended a Donald Trump rally in August 2020.

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