The Mets Police

Media Goon is on 47Shop right now getting one of these.

I don’t want to hear it. There are no excuses now. There is one acceptable outcome and it is winning the World Series. Anything else is failure. No excuses Steve.

You’re banged up because some maniacs let Jake throw 100 in March. I said it loudly at the time so I’m not second guessing.

You’re banged up because someone let Jake pitch twice while he wasn’t right.

You’re banged up because someone thought they could get McNeil some at bats this weekend.

I want accountability and I am done with excuses. You’re the owner. Fix this. Don’t tell me it’s gonna be a tough week. Fix it.

The Mets have taught me not to sit down waiting for game notes that may never come, so I will make my own.

PETE ALONSO homered in his first straight game  Pete has hit six homer runs this season, tying him for 60th best in The Major League Baseball with famous baseball payers R. Grichuk and M. Garver who are actual people.

With SIX home runs in the Mets’ first 33 games, Pete is on pace to hit an amazing 29 home runs this season.

This is Pete’s third MLB season.  In Ike Davis’ third MLB season, Ike hit 32 home runs.

Today’s starting pitcher MARCUS STROMAN had a baby attack earlier this year when weather conditions were not perfect.  Fortunately for Marcus, today’s game is in a dome.

The Mets come into today’s game 18-13 with a half game lead over the Phillies.  The Mets have won 7 of their last 10!

After teh game, the Mets will take a torturous 90 minute chartered flight from Tampa to Atlanta where they will sleep in a 5 star hotel with catering, and then have to play a night game on Monday after a day game on Sunday, with all that travel in between.  Life is hard in the major leagues.

 

The Mets use two different email distribution lists, one of which I am not on (and I believe none of the bloggers are (or at least most aren’t.  Mathematically, so many people write for Metsmerized that someone statically would accidentally be on the list).

But I don’t need their help.

PETE ALONSO is zero for his last four.  Pete has a four at bat strikeout streak.   Pete’s team leading five home runs ties tom for 70th best in The Major League Baseball.

DREW SMITH will make today’s start because some idiots let Jason deGrom throw 100 oil March.  Then the same idiots let him pitch twice with various soreness.

Today’s forecast in Metro NYC calls for temps in the 70s and mostly sunny so if you sit inside watching a Mets-Rays game you are insane.

That’s it for notes.  If the Mets don’t care, I don’t care either.

Vulgar Pete Alonso comes into tonight’s game tied for 67th in MLB with FIVE home runs.  He leads the team.  In 2019 Pete finished May with 19 home runs.  Pete is on pace to hit roughly 27 home runs this season, an Ike Davis like season.

But what really matters is Pete’s defense, as guys named Tim are all about Defensive Runs Saved.   Yesterday, MLB changed an official ruling for the May 6th game between the Mets and Cardinals…In the bottom of the ninth, there were runners on first and second with one out…During Paul Goldschmidt’s at-bat, Pete Alonso was originally charged with a dropped fly error in foul territory…That has since been changed to no-play.