7 inning games and ties! MLB listening to me!

The Mad Prophet has done it again!  MLB must have read last week’s articles about The Premier League Of Baseball here and here and borrowed some ideas.

I think all these ideas are great and should be in place for ALL 162 GAMES – with a two hour minimum for our TV partners and ticket holders.

Mets 2021 Spring Training Broadcast Schedule

When I was young I used to waste my youth watching practice games.  Now that I am older and wiser I realize that there is no point in tuning in to see number 87 pitch to number 74.   And of course radio is dead to me thanks to the malfeasance of WOR’s tenure what with the distorted signal and whatnot.

But if you must…

 

Why give to charity when you can have a Mets Spring Training cardboard cutout/

Are you a fool with way too much money?  Are you for some reason opposed to donating to the local charity/church/food pantry/homeless shelter/animal rescue/local business kickstarter?

Well, then I have great news for you.  You can waste your money on this!  (Even Mediagoon doesn’t waste money on this, and he has seven Lindor jerseys already.)

Now look, I am sure that someone will point out the money is going to the Mysterious Mets Foundation or something – but let Steve Cohen write that check.   And I am sure the Mets aren’t picking up the cardboard part and your entire FORTY DOLLARS goes to the Mysterious Mets Foundation.

So how about none of you do this, and you send $40 to The North Shore Animal League where I have adopted some awesome dogs over the years.  

Celebrate Mets Spring Training with a fan cutout at Clover Park!

One person per cutout. Wear your Mets gear or colors.

Orders will be filled on a first-come, first-served basis. Once installed, cutouts will remain in the stadium for the remainder of Spring Training. We cannot guarantee that cutouts ordered together will be placed next to each other.

Please note, we are unable to create cutouts that include the following;

  • Commercial advertisements, including slogans, websites and phone numbers
  • Social media handles and hashtags
  • Offensive or negative references to any MLB team
  • Names of any MLB players
  • Statements or endorsements of political candidates
  • Third party logos/branding
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