Uniform Unanimity

One thing that strikes me as I watch games at Yankee Stadium is that everyone is dressed the same.  If you’re a Yankees fan you know what to wear.  Gran a Yankees cap and on a night like last night you grab your Yankees jacket.  They are all the same color.  Looks nice.  Everyone in a group.

Over in Flushing we’re a mishmosh.  You have the crusty old guys from the 80’s or before who will only wear blue jackets, hats or sweatshirts (I treasure the blue sweatshirt I found at Modell’s last spring – no black).

Then there’s all these Mike Piazza-era kids who only know about Bobby Valentine and black uniforms.  Even as a group they don’t know how to dress.  Do they wear the blue jacket with the black sleeves?  The all black?  Which cap goes with what.  It’s a mess.

Can we just get back to wearing blue?  Once again I offer “the Treaty of Flushing” – I will meet the Mets half-way.   They wear blue hats and white tops and I won’t whine that the tops don’t have pinstripes.   Paint the fence while you’re at it.

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Pictures From Yankee Stadium ALCS Game 1

Let’s head on out to cold fake New New Yankee Stadium with our Yankee friend, Mr. Sunshine who is as they say “on assignment.”

Looks like he’s climbed down the ugly cement to see the new unattractive Monument Park.  “Mystique and Aura” says Sunshine.

I love the size of “the moat.”  From 500 feet away you can see it.

That sure is a large flag.  Looks like Mr. Sunshine is either sitting low or has a good zoom lense.


One thing I will give them, the color scheme sure reminds you who plays there.  

The empty seats are in the auxiliary press box.  Looks like the folks from the Yonkers Tribune got cold and left.

Chip Caray sure makes Joe Buck seem like Jack Buck doesn’t he?  I wonder if that would work on Kenny “no really, this is my natural speaking voice” Albert?

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Alternate NHL Standings (Times)

As I warned, when nothing Mets related happens my mind starts to wander.  Thought this was interesting and if I weren’t so tired I would try to explain it to you.

Published: October 13, 2009
It’s impossible to read the N.H.L. standings the way they’re presented now — everyone’s above .500 — so we propose a new way to present them.

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