Mets Should Spend The Money On….

You didn’t give us Manny, you could at least bring this back.

The Columbia credits take a minute but stick with it.

The street rumor was that the band wanted more money for usage or something like that.   Work it out guys, nobody is going to give you money but the Mets, and Mets you saved $25 million on Manny, spend some on Curly.

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Santana Starting To Worry Me: Not Sure If He’ll Start Opener

Everything starts April 6, if it’s going to be me or somebody else. It’s tough to say right now.”

Those are the words of Johan Santana.  Hopefully he is speaking casually and just means something like the rotation of days will work out that he starts Game 2.  I was kind of hoping for “I feel fine, I’ll be there” not a report that if he doesn’t feel OK then the Mets will send him to NYC for tests.

A rotation of Maine, Pelfrey, Oillie, Nobody Good and then probably the return of Four Inning Pedro doesn’t thrill me.

Full story here.

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Opening day lottery: you didn’t win

The mets have sent out emails telling you if you won the opening day
lottery or not. I had um multiple entires and went oh-for. How did
you do?

Sent from my iPhone

Page 2 on Yankee Tickets

Hilarious, great rip on the Yankees can be found here:
 
 
I don’t want to steal their work so I’ll just give you the tag which should whet your appettite enough:
 

Sincerely,

 

The 26-time world-champion New York Yankees

 

*Note: In an effort to accommodate everyone who applied for tickets, be advised that the Yankees may not be playing games on the dates you have been assigned.