Santana Starting To Worry Me: Not Sure If He’ll Start Opener

Everything starts April 6, if it’s going to be me or somebody else. It’s tough to say right now.”

Those are the words of Johan Santana.  Hopefully he is speaking casually and just means something like the rotation of days will work out that he starts Game 2.  I was kind of hoping for “I feel fine, I’ll be there” not a report that if he doesn’t feel OK then the Mets will send him to NYC for tests.

A rotation of Maine, Pelfrey, Oillie, Nobody Good and then probably the return of Four Inning Pedro doesn’t thrill me.

Full story here.

www.metspolice.com

Opening day lottery: you didn’t win

The mets have sent out emails telling you if you won the opening day
lottery or not. I had um multiple entires and went oh-for. How did
you do?

Sent from my iPhone

Page 2 on Yankee Tickets

Hilarious, great rip on the Yankees can be found here:
 
 
I don’t want to steal their work so I’ll just give you the tag which should whet your appettite enough:
 

Sincerely,

 

The 26-time world-champion New York Yankees

 

*Note: In an effort to accommodate everyone who applied for tickets, be advised that the Yankees may not be playing games on the dates you have been assigned.

 

Mets VP Suggests You Bring Booster Seat To C-Field (Really)

Um….you know that brand new stadium in Flushing…..
 
Here’s Mets VP Dave Howard talking about some obstructed views (you know, like seeing home plate tends to be a big thing) at Citifield.gov (now with 40% government ownership!)
 
“If you’re a shorter person it could be an issue,” Howard said, “but we think that can be addressed in some way with booster pads . . . For most adults it should not be an issue, and if it becomes an issue we’ll have the means to address it.”
 
Bring a phone book.
 
Then the guy behind you will be mad he can’t see over you….and so on and so on….and it will be like a concert where the morons in the front stand,
 
Neil Best rocks it out yet again
 
 
 
Are the two baseball teams in NYC this incompetent or do they just know there’s a sucker born every minute and someone will sit there so why not have obstructed views?