One thing I’ve learned is that where there is smoke there is fire.
If you hear A-Rod was at the zoo with three unicorns and a zebra, there might not have been unicorns but it’s likely A-Rod and some animals will be involved.
Jose Canseco is looking for an apology from baseball about his steroid allegations a few years back. That will happen after hell freezes over for the second time (after global warming melts the first freeze). Not a chance.
However, he probably deserves to be less crapped upon that he has been. There is not much honorable about Jose but he did correctly name a few names in his books including A-Rod. Canseco’s version doesn’t include a mystery cousin and a trip to the DR, but he did name the name.
Maybe he got lucky. Maybe baseball is so messed up I could pull five baseball cards out of a hat and be right about three players. Maybe Jose does know what he’s talking about after all?
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