Can’t Believe I’m Saying It: Sign Manny For A Year

They say if you live long enough you become everything you hate.   I’m about to write something I never thought I’d write.
I’ve always been about winning with home grown players and good guys.   I like the Ty Wiggintons and the Dan Murphys and Jon Nieses and guys like Mike Jacobs.   I never liked the Pedros and the Vince Colemans and the Bonillas.
These last two seasons have been brutal.   I blame Willie Randolph for a lot of it.
Winning the division in 2009 will not be enough.   Winning the NL will not be enough.   There’s only one acceptable outcome for 2009 and it involves a brand new flag being raised at Corporate Bailout Taxpayer Field in April 2010.   The Mets must win the World Series.
This team has a few holes in it, and one of the big holes is in left field.   One of the greatest hitters of all time is sitting home looking for a job.   Yes he’s a jerk.  yes it will be a zoo.   Yes he’ll mail it in some days.  I have to believe that Manny Ramirez mailing it in is going to be better than Tatis/Murphy/whoever.    
It pains me to write this but I want the Mets to sign Manny Ramirez to a one year contract.   
Yes they will overpay.   Yes the offer will make Manny surly.   However, I can’t ignore how much better it would make the lineup.   Having some combination of Wright/Beltran/Ramirez in the middle would make for some great innings.
One thing that gets overlooked in free agent signings is the non-baseball benefit the teams get.   C.C. Sabathia and A-Rod are television programming.   People will tune it to see if Madonna is in the stands.   Drop the Manny Ramirez show on SNY six nights a week and your ratings will go up even if it’s a disaster.   They’ll sell a few t-shirts and jerseys.   There will be a buzz at the new park.   It will help heat this good-for-baseball new rivalry with the Phillies.   The Manny Ramirez Show will be must see TV.  Sign him for a year.
There, I said it.   I’m a horrible person.   I’ve lost my way.   I might as well go out and buy a black Ramirez jersey and move my bank accounts to Citibank.   

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They Don’t Want To Be The Yankees

There was a lot of flurry over here about an article from Friday called The Small Market Baseball Team From Queens.


I must admit and give thanks for a hook-up from Mets Blog who sent a ton of traffic over here, and boy did the Small Market mentality comment strike a nerve.


I’ve shared my thoughts (new stadium, time for a new culture of winning, stop being cheap and signing 10 game winners from the Nationals, you need starting pitchers, a left fielder, a second baseman and a catcher) so I thought I’d excerpt from some of the comments that were posted on Mets Police. 


There are two camps – first the minority, those who agree with the frustration:

As long as there are only two baseball teams in NYC, the Coupons can spend enough to stay in contention while claiming they are spending money more wisely than the Yankees. They’ll always be a second-rate team, but the fans will not care. They can continue to make obscene amounts of money from fans who thank them for meaningful games in September.

According to this strategy, the Mets look smart even when the Yankees win the WS, because they didn’t spend as much money. And when the Yankees don’t win anything, the Coupons look like a couple of geniuses. 

The second-place mentality has been mastered by the Coupons. And judging by the comments on this blog, it is working marvelously.


Fans like you are the reason the mets don’t go the extra mile to win. You accept the chokejobs of the last 2 years and are begging for a 3rd!


If they spend 100 million or 500 million who cares. What they spend doesn’t affect you personally. You think because they stay under budget tickets won’t go up? cmon…   As a fan all i care is if they do something that will not allow us to improve in future period end of statement. Going over luxury tax or not I can care less.  As a Mets fan I care about winning a W.S. NOT REMAINING UNDER SOME TYPE OF LUXURY TAX

Then there were the people who went  bananas.  The consensus was they don’t want the Mets to “be the Yankees.”  I’m not sure what that means.  I think it has something to do with giving pitchers too many years or too much money or something.   I guess it’s OK if you do that for Pedro Martinez but if you do it in 2009 you’re a moron, or not playing fair or something.  Here’s the Mets Police haters:

I agree with the majority of posters here. The mets spend plenty of money, and I don’t want them to become like the yankees. The mets are smart with their money, they signed k-rod for an awesome price. I’m sure the yanks woulda overpayed if they needed a closer. Besides, people forget that wilpons lost BILLIONS in the Madoff scam. So, I dunno bout you guys, but if they are spending anywhere near what they were before, I’m just happy its not really affecting them. So shhh, go root for the yankees if you like overspending.

They did get K-Rod for a good price.  I think it’s obvious that it was a function of the market.   Starting pitchers cost a little more this season, and the Mets need one and probably two.

What you want is the Mets to be like the Yankees. Spend spend spend. When will you and other Mets fans realize that the Wilpons, who spent over $137 million on team salary last year, do NOT want to go over the luxury tax.

Well yeah…and isn’t that a little frugal for life in the big city when you have a new stadium, your own TV network and should easily draw 3.5 million again this year.

We have the 3rd highest payroll in baseball! You don’t have to throw money around frivilously just to prove yourself to be a big market team. I am, for one, glad we are NOT like the Yankees! Look at this offseason and all the signings they made. They could have had them all for much much less. They basically competed against themselves. No one was even bidding remotely close to them! 



I heard Brian Cashman explain his strategy to Chris Russo on Friday.  I’m not sure it entirely makes sense but the Yankees wanted to make sure these guys had no doubt the Yankees wanted them and they wanted to come in super high so that no other teams would even bother bidding, lessening the chances that the player would be tempted to go somewhere else.   


I would have liked to have Sabathia.  I’m still not sure why the Mets wouldn’t.   Now it’s January and I’m still not understanding why they don’t close the deal on Lowe.


I don’t want the Mets to be the Yankees either.   I want them to be the Mets, a franchise with a proud tradition of winning (while not dressed as a softball team).   There are adults in their mid-twenties who have no recollection of this team winning a World Series.


In 2009 winning the division is not enough.


Winning the National League is not enough.


It’s time to win a ring, and this team is no better than the last two.   Not good enough.











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Giants Ruin NFL Playoffs For Me (and America)

Cardinals-Eagles.   Really?

If Cardinals-Eagles were the 4pm game in week 9 you’d go walk the dog.

After the Eagles tied the Bengals, Eagles fans wanted to do to McNabb what Mets fans wanted to do to Carlos Delgado on May 1st.

The Cardinals are well, the Cardinals.   It will probably take them half the week to sell out the game under threat of blackout.

Meanwhile in the AFC we have the Chargers, Steelers and Ravens.   You tell me what excites you there.  Which of those three thrillers do you want to stare at on Super Bowl Sunday.

If the NFL winds up with Ravens-Cardinals then FOX should schedule a bonus American Idol and ABC should schedule something from Hannah Montana.  They’ll have a good chance of knocking NBC to third place that night.   Maybe fourth in NYC if YES televises a Manny Ramirez press conference.

There’s going to be ten billion articles about how this years Eagles are like last years Giants.  Blah blah enough already.  Tom Coughlin had an interesting game plan which for the most part included running the ball right at the largest collection of Eagles players that the back could find.

Congratulations Philadelphia.  You’ve got the upper hand on New York yet again.   I’ll root for you because I like watching TV.  You’ve ruined the playoffs for everyone in America.  Giants-Anything is more interesting for everyone than Eagles-Anything….but it’s better than Cardinals-Anything, so go Eagles.  Is it spring training yet?  Did the NHL lockout ever end – maybe there’s something interesting there.    Sigh.

Oh by the way – you owe $20,000 for your PSL.  Sorry about the loss.
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Stadium Renovations: Can’t Be Done

Here’s a cool slideshow of the renovation of Kauffman (Royals) Stadium.

As I discussed the other day, it’s a shame that no technology exists to convert an aging stadium, say one that opened in 1973 (or 1976), into a modern ballpark.  Such an innovative process would have allowed the Yankees to remodel their existing stadium and stay in the House That Ruth Built rather than The House That Yes Built.

It’s silly to think that they could have done that – so across the street they go.   Or they could have done what the Royals are doing.

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Orioles Jacking It This Spring

Yeah I know the headline sounds naughty.

The Orioles are jacking up ticket prices this spring.

Want to see the Bosox play the Orioles?   The O’s won’t sell you a ticket.   They will sell you a package of 15 games, or if you don’t go for that they’ll sell you a package of 4 in the bad seats (although it’s spring, how bad could they be).   No singles for the Red Sox game.

Tickets to see the Red Sox or Mets will cost you an extra $2.

Don’t worry the Mets raised the prices on the Red Sox game at Port St. Lucie as well.  $25 tickets become $35 and so on.

I understand supply and demand so I get it.   I hope the next time the Mets decide to lose 100 games that they understand it works the other way too.   At Shea in the 90’s they preferred having an emoty upper deck rather than sell $1 seats, and in the 70’s I remember attending games when the uppers were closed off.

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