The Mets Police

Wait, first I liked the promotions schedule, and now I like the cap?  Did Uncle Steve send me check?  Of course not, silly, Steve clearly isn’t writing checks this winter.

Anyway, these are nice, even if $38 is highway robbery.  And side-patches suck.  Stop with the side-patches already.

Some more appropriate time we will have to discuss how lousy that jersey looks.

PEOPLE reports…

The dad of Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes, and a former MLB pitcher, 53, was booked in the Smith County Jail in Tyler, Texas, on Saturday, according to jail records.

He is facing a charge of DWI for the third time or more, per the records, and his bond has been set at $10,000.

You may recall that Gary Cohen, who has been paid to observe baseball for over three decades, once said this…

Well Gary, I have bad news for you. Mike Puma reported that Net Negative Daniel Murphy has been added to the SNY roster as a spring training fill-in for Keith and Ron.

This of course is an insane decision by SNY as you’re begging for bad chemistry.

I won’t be shocked if Gary happens to be off those two days.

Also fans need to stop acting like they loved Daniel Murphy. You guys wanted Ike Davis. Then you wanted Jordanny Valdespin.  Then when Murph was gone I remember a particular clothing entrepreneur crowing about – I cant even remember the guy’s name – the 2016 second baseman. from the Pirates.   Murph was here, he was good, and you were all too stupid to recognize it because Gary seemingly didn’t like him and appeared to poison the well.

Well, bad news Mets fans.  Flushing Phil, the World Series predicting groundhog, saw his shadow this morning at a ceremony at Citi Field.

The groundhog has been very accurate, not predicting a Mets championship since the 1980s.  The groundhog said while he is disappointed the Mets won’t win again this season, he is looking forward to redeeming his casino points at the Emoji Burger in Jackson Heights.