Mets Police Morning Laziness: too many home runs

Another weekend, another super early soccer game.

SLACKISH REACTION:  another strangely bad outing by my #1 follower.  I found myself thinking about Matt Harvey, and that’s not good.

The game was fun enough, but at 10pm I was like “I’m out.”  I know you probably thing that’s insane but three hours is also baseball is getting out of me.  And the scary part for baseball is I don’t care.  Maybe the end was amazing.  I don’t care.

It was good to hear Keith talk about how baseball has become home runs and strike outs.  The current version of the game is very ignorable.  When’s the last time you saw an old fashioned stress filled rally?

The Rumble Ponies tried to hard with their Star Wars Night jerseys.

What’s with the Mets signing all these OFers?  You don’t suppose……nah…….

I still have not reduced the Mickey Watch to a Mickey Watch Watch, let’s see if he does make it to Los Angeles.

Sterling or Scully: Gary Cohen calls two massive Mets Home Runs!

There were lots of Home Runs in Friday Night’s game.  Gary’s first few calls were pretty bad as he trackwalled them,…but I am here to praise Gary for showing his future Hall of Fame style which he can still do when he chooses not to be lazy.

These speak for themselves.

The Mets’ Brandon Nimmo is totally fine. Why don’t you think he’s fine? I sure do.

Why are you worried that Brandon Nimmo will be out for a while?  Just because the Mets signed Matt Kemp to a minor league deal?  The Mets just want depth.  Don’t you like OF depth?  I sure do.

Michael Conforto says he hopes to come back this weekend.  See?  Is it me?  No, it’s you.

The Mets also signed Aaron Altherr to play OF.   You didn’t think Nimmo was hurt then, why do you think he’s hurt now?  Don’t you want the Mets to have OF depth?   I sure do.  I suppose now you think maybe Conforto is more hurt than the Mets are letting on.  You would think that. Why would you think that?

Is it me?  No, it’s you.

Oh and the Mets signed Ervin Santana.  Don’t you like pitching depth?  So what if he has an ERA even worse than Matt Harvey right now (TDKOALA has the worst in the AL….because Santana got kicked off the White Sox.)   Don’t you want us to have SP depth?  I sure do.

Is it me?  No, it’s you.

Also not one of these players is repped by CAA.  It’s so interesting that you would think these players are repped by CAA.  Why would they be repped by CAA?  The Mets sign players from all kinds of agencies.

The Mets Police
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