Mets Police Morning Laziness: Mets Tigers World Series rematch weekend! Wait, what?

Holy cow, so much going on.

When we last left, Mr. Ehalt had asked me politely to speak less often.  That inspired me to write about the Yahoo PaySite that is partnered with the Mets (aka Wilpons) that never actually launched.  That article is very popular.

It was a bad day all around for people named Matt.  One Matt, last name Harvey was really really bad at baseball yesterday.  Like really bad.  Like you won’t believe it bad.

Speaking of home runs, I won’t be surprised if we never hear Zeile in the booth again after he dared step on this Gary Cohen HR call!

You need to read this Uni Watch discussion with Nick Francona about MLB’s Memorial Day stuff.  Seriously great stuff.

SLACKISH REACTION:  Oh yeah the game.   Hey look, they won 4 in a row and you play who they tell you to.  Here’s a question – does Conforto get his job back?  You don’t want to mess with chemistry, right?  Man if I had an ESPN show I’d make that argument and rile everyone up. Anyway, I really like Mickey’s new strategy of hoping guys hit clutch HRs.

Good article from Steve Philips were he talks about Wags.

“The baseball gods just have a funny way of just bringing us to our knees. I don’t think him saying that affected the way the team has played, but I think it did affect the expectations that everyone had. Now that it’s not happening the natural inclination is, ‘OK, who are we going to blame for this?’ ” (via NY Post)

Oh and Cespedes had season ending surgery.

Sterling or Scully: will Gary Cohen have Todd Zeile banished to Exile Island for stepping on his great HR call?

My young apprentice Niko asks a good question…

Goooooood.

Well Niko, great question.  That’s a MAJOR NO NO.   This is Gary’s world and we just live in it.  And Zeile does not have Keith Hernandez Level privileges.  He’s a guest in Gary’s booth and YOU DO NOT STEP ON GARY.

I won’t be surprised if we never see Todd in the booth ever again.   You don’t believe me?  Ask yourself why Murph isn’t our 2B.

Oh and as for the call?

Verdict:  Scully

By the way, no cheering in the press box.

Matt Harvey was really bad on Thursday. Really bad. Really Really bad. He was so so bad.

“It’s probably one of my worst innings ever, one of my worst starts ever,” Harvey said. “It’s frustrating. There’s a lot that this team and this organization has wanted me to do, and I just haven’t been able to do that. Especially today, that was pretty embarrassing for me. It was a rough one.” (via MLB.com)

Whoa, pretty strong stuff there from TDKOALA, I mean how bad could it have been?  I am curious, aren’t you?

Harvey Day always brings out a big crowd and….

…that’s weird. Do they not have t-shirts in Anaheim of Los Angeles?  Where is everyone?  Anyway, I really don’t see how this start could have been that bad, I really want to see.

So let’s join the game where it’s already 1-0, that’s weird, and there seem to be two men on already, wow that was fast and….UH OH

And yeah Matt’s face says it all…

OK well it’s 4-0 Twins, I am sure Matt will regroup and hey how did that guy get on second anyway……and UH OH

Well, hopefully Matt can settle in from here.  On to the third and UH OH….

And with the score 7-0, this is the face of a man realizing he has banged his last model.

Well, things can’t get any worse at this poi….UH OH

Did I not warn the Angels that a lot Matt’s outs were 380 foot fly balls?  Sometimes these balls go out.  Anyway, the Sweatshirt Bully has seen enough…

But the Twins would like to make sure you saw all the 3rd inning action.

 

I think the sharks may smell blood.

Now you know I loves me some Matt Harvey walking to the dugout pictures so…

For The Dark Knight, 2.2 innings pitched, EIGHT runs, all earned.  A walk and a strike out.  He is now 2-4 with a 7.50 ERA. I wish I could have live-blogged this one just to see the faces the sweatshirt bully made. Maybe I’ll go through the condensed game once they post it.

Don’t overdo the burritos tonight Matt. Remember the good times…

I guess it just wasn’t a good day for guys named Matt.

Let’s talk about this new Wilpon Yahoo Mets paysite that never did launch

I have come here to discuss the Yahoo/Mets partnership.  The tweet above is the Yahoo App’s Matt Ehalt getting mad at me because I commented that I broke Mets information while eating chicken on my deck before he shared the information on his twitter feed.

I was going to fully ignore the Yahoo App.  After all, the Wilpons and Yahoo surely have enough money to advertise on Mets Police, an openly capitalist site, but Mr. Ehalt’s tweet has made me reconsider.  So now I shall not ignore, I shall very well discuss.

Let’s start here.

The site was originally set to be called Queens Baseball Club. According to the New York Post’s Andrew Marchand, one of the results of the delay is a name change. The site will now be called Flushing Meadows Baseball Club. As for when it debuts, that is still yet to be determined.

The initial delay was for the Mets and Yahoo to receive the blessing of Major League Baseball. Now that it has been secured though, there is still no sign of Flushing Meadows Baseball Club on the internet. (via Sports Radio PD dot com)

Hmmm interesting.

And now a word from Van Hagar as @mediagoon explains about his Queens Baseball Convention.  (By the way, go see their Keith Hernandez event on the 15th.)

 We have both word marks trademarked. We brought this up to Yahoo when we found out about their Queens Baseball Club and about how similar it was to our trademarks and our brand. We have worked hard at elevating our brand of QBC/Queens Baseball Convention over the last six years and were at first bewildered at the announcement. Yahoo, my partner Dan and myself had numerous phone calls to try to work something out. Yahoo decided that they didn’t want to confuse our brands and decided to change their name. (via Van Hagar.)

That’s interesting.

The hold-up seems to have occurred because someone, either with the Mets or MLB, failed to make the financial particulars of the deal entirely clear to the league office (via Deadspin.)

That’s interesting.

There are a couple of highly-unusual elements to this deal. First, this is an app that’s partly revolving around media coverage of the Mets, but it’s paying a fee to the Mets. (via Awful Announcing.)

That’s interesting.

Anyway, I look forward to paying what I hear will be $5 to see the content generated by Mr. Ehalt.   First up, Mr. Ehalt either doesn’t know what his site is called or hasn’t changed his bio yet or maybe Yahoo thinks we don’t all know the new name.

Anyway I am sure Mr. Ehalt will get around to updating that.  He was busy covering the Mets today with tweets like this…

…which shows that he knows one of my great secrets for breaking news…I follow @mets and when they tweet something I spin it into a post!  That’s exactly how I scooped Matt last evening while eating chicken on my deck.

Anyway let’s see what else…

Ah a lineup tweet.  But not just a lineup tweet – you could get that anywhere, say by following @mets  – this had context.  Would this be the lineup that causes Washington to make a managerial change?   Pretty insightful stuff if you ask me.

There were also many tweets, many many tweets, describing the game that  people were probably watching anyway.  Here is one that was well liked, getting 6 hearts which is 6 more than my tweets get.

The thing that makes no sense at all, is that Matt is hustling at the ballpark all day and getting hearts on is tweets while I’m eating chicken on the deck and yet more people follow me than him.  Does that make any sense?  No, it does not.

I highly encourage you to start putting $5 away and support The Wilpons’ newest initiative and Matt’s new pay-site.  Should it ever launch I am sure the content will be can’t miss stuff you can’t get anywhere else.

Meanwhile, I’ll be here knocking out dumb content you can read for free.   Poolside.  Eating chicken.  And scooping beat writers by 12 minutes.

You never had your blog.

 

A must must read: Uni Watch talks with Nick Francona about MLB Memorial Day Uniforms

This image is in 2017 and I am not throwing Syndergaard under the bus. This is just an example of an ad that Nick Francona and Paul Lukas discuss in the article you should be reading right now.

If you like my dopey site, please leave it right now and go read this.   To entice you I will give you as short an enticement as I can with the STRONG STRONG ENCOURAGEMENT YOU READ THIS CAN’T MISS ARTICLE

I spent a lot of time trying to research MLB Charities’ paper trail. From the best I can tell, for a while it was being done through the McCormick Foundation, which had a program called Welcome Back Veterans. But when I started digging into it, what I found is that Welcome Back Veterans is basically a phrase and a program, but there’s no entity, no organization, no board — nothing by that name. And I asked MLB, “Who’s in charge of this? Who runs Wecome Back Veterans?” And they had no earthly idea, because there isn’t anyone in charge. It’s not a registered entity — it’s just a tag line. (via Uni Watch)

Why are you still here?  GO!!!!