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Posted on December 23, 2008

What Has Omar Actually Done?

(The source material from this piece is from http://armchairgm.wikia.com/Omar_Minaya ) Today’s post is a little different.  Rather than the usual pontification, I invite you to comment on how you think Omar’s done as a GM: November 30, 2004: Re-signed Kris Benson to a three year, $22.5 million deal, plus $7.5 million club option. I know most Mets …

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Posted on December 9, 2008

They Picked The Wrong Joe

The Veteran’s Committee made their selection yesterday.They selected a guy named Joe who Was an All-Star 2B A former MVP A manager of several teams Once wore a Yankee uniform The problem was his last name was not Torre. As I said yesterday, there was no valid reason for the Veterans Committee – either the …

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Posted on November 9, 2008

Gary Carter Is A Quack + Willie Watch

The new manager of the LI Ducks is……Gary Carter? Why Gary?  That job can’t pay that much.   Do you hope to win 100 games (does the Atlantic League even play 100 games) and prove you deserve a shot to snipe at Jerry Manuel the next time the Mets drop 4 straight? Meanwhile Willie took …

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Posted on October 27, 2008

The Former "Former Franchise" Digs The Rays

I’m laying off Seaver for a while because he showed up at the final game at Shea and played the role well.  Here’s what he has to say about The Rays: “[They are] very analogous (to the 69 Mets),” Seaver said. “Because of their pitching and defense, and defense up the middle, they’re in every …

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Posted on October 2, 2008

>Bizarroworld NLDS Game 1

>Joe Torre won his record 77th postseason game last night in an alternate universe where the NL East champion Mets won just 5 of their 30 regular season blown saves. Mike Pelfrey pitched 8 strong innings, holding the Dodgers to just two runs over 118 pitches. With the score tied at 2, interim manager Jerry …

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