The Apple: The Mets Plan Holder Ticket Box: Your Inflated Ticket Price Dollars At Work

Oh, so THAT’S why they used the number one. The back is designed to look like the back of a jersey.  This would have been even cooler if they could have personalized it with my last name but I’m sure that would have been tedious and more expensive. Maybe next year, when Opening Day upper deck tickets are $126.

via The Apple: The Mets Plan Holder Ticket Box: Your Inflated Ticket Price Dollars At Work.

Captain distraction?

Screen Shot 2013-03-21 at 7.45.58 PMI have been blogging for 5 years now, but have watched this team since 1977 and I couldn’t help but wonder about the timing of David Wright’s captaincy.

I suggest no grand conspiracy…but why a sudden low-key announcement on a random afternoon?  No pre-warning that the Mets would announce something on Thursday.  Just an “oh yeah and David is the Captain.”

I learned from West Wing that there is something called Take Out The Trash Day.  Put out some bad news when nobody is looking and if you can distract with something else.

David Wright is the new Captain…oh and Santana is probably gonna be on the DL but we’re not ready to actually admit that yet…oh and Marcum might not be ready but hey he has this injury all the time it’s cool….and there is no outfield…and now there’s no infield….and Flushing still thinks things are priced correctly.

I think Terry picked yesterday to buy time.  I don’t think the beat reporters are that easily distracted.  The fans might be, but the beat guys won’t be.

Plenty of good seats available.

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Congratulations David, touch ’em all, you deserve it. You also deserve better.

Mets Name Wright Captain

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I am glad there isn’t going to be a “C” on the jersey, I hate, hate, hate, that look. It seems so out of place. Did I mention I hate it? Cool for Wright. And just remember what Shannon told you guys last year, face of the franchise.(For the most part I hate it when Shannon is right.)

From the @mets twitter feed- David Wright

 “I take this seriously. We’ll all in agreement there won’t be a C on the jersey.”

“I was lucky I played with the Mets last captain Johnny Franco. I learned a lot from my teammates.I’d like to speak with Johnny and Keith Hernandez to listen to any advice they might have for me.Wright. One of the proudest days of my career. To be viewed this way. It’s a short list of guys who have been captain in our history.”

The direction the Mets are taking? Excited? Trying to revamp the game so outfielders aren’t needed?

“I try to lead by example. I’m crazy excited about the direction we are headed.”

At least the tickets for Opening day don’t start at $63. Wait? What? They do? Seriously? With no outfield? YEESH…

Jim Halpert Face (63 for 63)

mr. o'metI sat down last night to write today’s lead-off article and had no idea where I was going to head.  Mrs. Mets Police was out which meant no dinner, so I busted out some Lucky Charms (they of the borderline racist logo – I mean at least it sort of makes sense that their guy is a leprechaun as opposed to Mr. Met’s borderline racist cousin or anything Notre Dame does…but I digress..) Lucky Charms and started typing.

Don’t get me wrong.  I have tons of stuff to post.  But a lot of fluff and (my new favorite term) “jersey porn.”  Jersey Porn is uniforms not anything to do with Jamie-Lynn Sigler.

Despite having “stuff” I try to lead the day with words.

Anyway…I popped on to twitter and there was @darthchipper asking me to mock the mainstream media by “confirming” the Shaun Marcum reports.  Then it hit me…

Mrs. Mets Police has the Marge Face.  I have this one.  I make it a lot at my day job in counter-intelligence at MI6.  I also am increasingly making it about my favorite baseball team.

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Is there anything else to be said about Marcum?  Or this team?  This Wright-less, Santana-less, Murphy-less, Outfield-less team?

You want more Jim Halpert Face?  Last night the #2 story on Mets.com was “Mets developing contingency plans for infield.”

Contingency plans for infield.  On a team with no outfield.

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And why did I head to Mets.com? I wanted to check in on ticket prices. Opening Day tickets start at just $63. Let me know when Dynamic Pricing works in the consumers’ benefit.

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