Bob Newhart has weird Mets dream


Honey, I had the weirdest dream.
 
 The Mets traded Wilmer Flores and Zack Wheeler for Carlos Gomez.
 
 Yes I know Wheeler had Tommy John surgery and it makes no sense that the Brewers would trade for him.
 
 And Terry left Flores in the game after he was traded.
 
 Yes yes I know a major league team would never do that.
 
 And then Flores started to cry. And David Wright was there and tried to make him feel better.
 
 And then SNY showed Terry’s press conference almost live and I think he was cursing.
 
 No, I know SNY doesn’t do that but it seemed so real.
 
 And then Sandy told us we all made up the trade and it was twitter’s fault or something.
 
 Ok let’s go back to bed. Sorry I woke you.

Mets: What Happened Last Night?

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As I woke up this morning for work I was trying to figure out if I was dreaming last night or was I part of one big episode of Punk’d. The Mets looked like they landed the bat that they wanted in Carlos Gomez from the Brewers for Wheeler and Flores. Flores was crying on the field during the game, Collins had no idea of a trade happening, and Sandy denied that there was or would be a trade. Now reports are coming out that the trade was scuttled due to medical issues. No, not Wheeler’s. Carlos Gomez’s. Supposedly the Mets backed out of the trade due to something being wrong with Gomez’s hip. Scott Boras, Gomez’s agent said there is nothing wrong with the hip in question. Damn, I’m getting dizzy…. Scully!! watch out…the Pizza Boy is a vampire…..

Mets: Terry Doesn’t Know( maybe he does know)

Update- Now Sandy is saying there is no trade…. But I like this song anyway….so you guys can still sing along even though its wrong now…

This is what I imagine Sandy singing right now… To the tune of Scotty doesn’t know from the movie Eurotrip.

Terry doesn’t know,
That Sandy and Buddy,
Traded Wilmer and Zack earlierToday.

He tells him he’s on the team ,
This will prob be a meme,
Still he’s out of Queens, and…

Terry doesn’t know, oh.
Terry doesn’t know-oh.
So don’t tell Terry!
Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know.
SO DON’T TELL Terry!

Wilmer says he’s out shortstopping,
But he’s going to Milwaukee and Is not stopping.

Cause Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know.
So don’t tell Terry.
Terry doesn’t knoooooow….
DON’T TELL Terry!

I can’t believe he’s so trusting,
While Sandy right behind you busting.

Sandy’s got Milwaukee on the phone,
and he’s trying not to groan.
It’s a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!

Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know,
Don’t tell Terry.
Cause Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t knoooooow….
SO DON’T TELL Terry!

We’ll put on a show, everyone will go.
Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t knoooooow….

The parking lot, why not?
It’s so cool when you’re on top.
His front lawn, in the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz…

Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know.

Trader Wheeler also today .

Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know,
Terry doesn’t know,
Don’t tell Terry.
Terry doesn’t knoooooow….

Terry will know,
Terry has to know,
Terry’s gotta know,
Gonna tell Terry,
Gonna tell him myself.

Terry has to know,
Terry has to know,
Terry has to,
Terry has to,
Terry has to know!

Terry doesn’t know,
(Don’t tell Terry)
Terry doesn’t know,
(Don’t tell Terry)
Terry doesn’t know…
Terry’s gotta know!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU….

The Mets Haven’t Trade Wheeler for Gomez and Flores

 

 

 

Dammit….this was a fun post to write….Now Sandy is saying there wasn’t and won’t be a trade for Carlos Gomez…This is getting X-Filesish….

So, Carlos Gomez for Zack Wheeler and Wilmer Flores. Gomez is a center fielder. Does Juan Lagares get moved from CF to one of the corners? What happens to Conforto? Does he go back to Triple A? Has Cuddyer picked out his seat on the bench yet? All this and more on the next episode of SOAP…(look that reference up kids)

Seriously though, Mets making moves adding pieces to get this team going towards the playoffs. Who would have thought all this would be going on at this point in the season? I’m just curious if this is it or will there be another move before the dust settles.

Jon Heyman has confirmed that the Brewers have agreed to trade outfielder Carlos Gomez to the Mets. Heyman has also confirmed that right-hander Zack Wheeler and infielder Wilmer Flores will be headed to Milwaukee in the deal.

As for people complaining about the Mets being mean to Flores (crying) for leaving him in the game…. THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL…

Update – Terry Collins is going nuts on SNY saying that there was no trade…

Survivor: Mets Lineup for July 29

One man. One team. 1000 Lineups.

The winner of Mets Lineup Survivor will be the player Terry starts the most consecutive days in a row (at any fielding position or anywhere in the lineup.)

survivor

Wednesday, July 29
vs. San Diego

Curtis Granderson – RF
Daniel Murphy – 3B
Kelly Johnson – 2B  previously eliminated
Lucas Duda – 1B
Michael Conforto – LF
Kirk Nieuwenhuis – CF
Wilmer Flores – SS  eliminates Flores
Anthony Recker – C   eliminates Plawecki
Bartolo Colon – RHP

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