Shannon Shark @metspolice

Shannon Shark is the founder of, tweets as @metspolice, is an avid fan of Lee Mazzilli and Daniel Murphy, hates black uniforms and is the author of "Send The Beer Guy" available at #imwith28

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29 Responses

  1. Ed from Bklyn says:

    Welcome to New York, Mr. Marcum. Your courtesy limo has arrived.

  2. Dave Kingmanwitz says:

    Mets trade Joe Pignatano’s gardening van and Josh Thole to the Detroit Tigers for a bucket of baseballs and a Scooby Doo van to be named later.

  3. Richard Skibins says:

    Di Darryl take the van out for a spin again?

  4. Kranepool says:

    “Com’on out Cleon I know you’re in there”

  5. Craig Flanagan says:

    Loria trades Stanton to Mets for van full of grass seed and used Tidewater Tides uniforms.

  6. Steve B says:

    “Step into my van, little boy, I’ve got $63 opening day tickets…uh, I mean, candy…for you…”

  7. agentchuckles says:

    The physical embodiment of the new york mwts franchise

  8. ncmetsfan says:

    To save money this year, the Mets will use company van for trips to Philly, Washington, and interleague with Yankees. Bus and commuter flights have been cut from budget this year.

  9. Alan Yudman says:

    The Mets: Living in a van down by the RIVER!

  10. @ElwoodBluez says:

    I see the Mets new team bus is in early this year!

  11. hodges69 says:

    Purchase this van at blue book value and get 3 outfielders free!

  12. rayhoye99 says:

    Hopefully the Mets didn’t overpay for this veteran! Spoke too soon, Mets deferred payments through 2020!

  13. Hotrod62 says:

    Not to worry, Fred. There are plenty of auto body repair places……RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET.

  14. Robbie says:

    Queens County Correctional has van ready for Wilpon/Katz crew.

  15. Nat says:

    The cost to park that at New Shea is more than the van is worth…

  16. Hellogoodbye68 says:

    Keith’s transportation to and from Sag Harbor on game day.

  17. Hotrod62 says:

    …..and, so, buy a full season ticket plan, and we’ll thrown in this deluxe, official Met, transportantion vehicle….so, whaddya say ???….aw c’mon, it’s a great deal….I’ll even fill up the tank!

  18. Jessie James Burke says:

    “I’m sure we can find some outfielders down by the Home Depot! Hop in!”

  19. Andre says:

    The Wilpons still owe 27 million over 20 years on this van.

  20. JG73 says:

    Our major league vehicles may be crap, but our minor league vehicles are in great shape!

  21. Jason says:

    “Stop worrying, Jeff. It’s easy. Just pull up along Roosevelt Avenue, grab Mr. Met and floor it. Saul’s writing a ransom note as we speak!”

  22. Patrick Cooley says:

    QUICK! CALL DETECTIVE STABLER AND BENSON OF THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT! The van that stole our outfield has been spotted!

  23. Roger Tusiani-Eng says:

    I always heard that the Vengabus was coming. Glad to finally see it. Just as I expected it to look.

  24. Ray says:

    Chop shop courtesy van.

  25. Ray says:

    Oh dear. Here’s a worse one:

    ♫Cause like a Wilpon he was layin’ there
    No decent outfielders and he don’t care
    He heard Scott Boras might just lend a hand
    He’s gonna kidnap them in his Chevy van
    And that’s all right with me♫

  26. Charles Fiori says:

    There’s no ‘I’ in Flushing.

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