29 Replies to “Caption this Mets Photo contest”

  1. Mets trade Joe Pignatano’s gardening van and Josh Thole to the Detroit Tigers for a bucket of baseballs and a Scooby Doo van to be named later.

  2. Loria trades Stanton to Mets for van full of grass seed and used Tidewater Tides uniforms.

  3. “Step into my van, little boy, I’ve got $63 opening day tickets…uh, I mean, candy…for you…”

  4. To save money this year, the Mets will use company van for trips to Philly, Washington, and interleague with Yankees. Bus and commuter flights have been cut from budget this year.

  5. Hopefully the Mets didn’t overpay for this veteran! Spoke too soon, Mets deferred payments through 2020!

  6. Not to worry, Fred. There are plenty of auto body repair places……RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET.

  7. …..and, so, buy a full season ticket plan, and we’ll thrown in this deluxe, official Met, transportantion vehicle….so, whaddya say ???….aw c’mon, it’s a great deal….I’ll even fill up the tank!

  8. “Stop worrying, Jeff. It’s easy. Just pull up along Roosevelt Avenue, grab Mr. Met and floor it. Saul’s writing a ransom note as we speak!”

  9. QUICK! CALL DETECTIVE STABLER AND BENSON OF THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT! The van that stole our outfield has been spotted!

  10. I always heard that the Vengabus was coming. Glad to finally see it. Just as I expected it to look.

  11. Oh dear. Here’s a worse one:

    ♫Cause like a Wilpon he was layin’ there
    No decent outfielders and he don’t care
    He heard Scott Boras might just lend a hand
    He’s gonna kidnap them in his Chevy van
    And that’s all right with me♫

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