Oh dear. Here's a worse one: ♫Cause like a Wilpon he was layin' there No decent outfielders and he don't care He heard Scott Boras might just lend a hand He's gonna kidnap them in his Chevy van And that's all right with me♫
QUICK! CALL DETECTIVE STABLER AND BENSON OF THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT! The van that stole our outfield has been spotted!
"Stop worrying, Jeff. It's easy. Just pull up along Roosevelt Avenue, grab Mr. Met and floor it. Saul's writing a ransom note as we speak!"
.....and, so, buy a full season ticket plan, and we'll thrown in this deluxe, official Met, transportantion vehicle....so, whaddya say ???....aw c'mon, it's a great deal....I'll even fill up the tank!
Hopefully the Mets didn't overpay for this veteran! Spoke too soon, Mets deferred payments through 2020!
To save money this year, the Mets will use company van for trips to Philly, Washington, and interleague with Yankees. Bus and commuter flights have been cut from budget this year.
Mets trade Joe Pignatano's gardening van and Josh Thole to the Detroit Tigers for a bucket of baseballs and a Scooby Doo van to be named later.