The First Pitch….Keith? Darling? Mazzilli? Nope…a random 15 year old girl. Really.

This is an April Fool’s joke right?
 
As the story goes, on WFAN this morning Jeff Wilpon offered “a fan” the chance to throw out the first pitch tonight.  They have picked some random 15 year old girl.
 
Really?
 
How did it make it to 8 this morning with nobody scheduled to throw out the ball?
 
Why can’t the Mets ever honor themselves?
 
I guess there were no Brooklyn Dodgers available, so they grabbed a teenager.
 
Congratulations Geena Fazio!  Since you are 15 I won’t boo you.