Keith said, “You know, when I played triple A in Wichita, they had a bar with a policy that you could bring your own as long as you removed the label and replaced it with a label that just had your name, and you’d leave it on the counter. I used to love to tell the bartender, “Give me a Keith & tonic”.
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