Apparently the Men In Black wiped my memories of the late 90’s. Either that or it was when I told Cablevision to go hose themselves whe they put Sportschannel on a tier for an extra $10 when you were looking at a $50 cable bill or $60. For Fran Healy. Nope.
I digress.
Tonight I suck up to Generation Piazza by combining two items….Mike and blue jerseys. Thanks to Terrence for posting this in the comments.

This happened? Even the black drop shadow is tolerable.
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UPDATE: Got a comment from Steve who says he sent this to UniWatch originally. So thanks to Steve and thanks to Paul and crew at UniWatch and we should all thank Life as well.
I also obviously wrote the original piece at night and didn’t make the edit when I re-scheduled it. You guys have no idea how many posts I move.