Mets Panic: It’s the Let’s Move Murph time of year already!

OMG we're losing, let's mess with Murph!
OMG we’re losing, let’s mess with Murph!

Well once again Daniel Murphy will solve everyone else’s problem.  Daniel is heading to third base to cover for ol’ whatshisname (hit 8 HRs last year) and Dilson is coming up.   Maybe now they will let Dan bat second.

I imagine part of Sandy’s rationale is because he is terrified every time a ball is hit up the middle.  Imagine waking up on May 1st and finding that you didn’t acquire a shortstop all winter.  Amazin’

Meanwhile, the Mets are 0-3 since unnecessarily going to a 6 man rotation (even if it’s only once through the rotation) so I am halfway to I BLEEPING TOLD YOU SO.

And, you kinda sorta smell a fall to second place coming which is going to be unbelievable.

TGIMHD, let’s see what you got Bureau Chief.  We need a stopper.  Back up the Joe Namath act tonight big guy.