Mets Morning Laziness: pretty good today considering there is no news. Read it.

SLACKISH REACTION:  The stupid Mets stupidly blew a game because the stupid manager stupidly manages a bullpena nd stupidly uses everyone in blowout night games before day games stupid.   And we were this close to Tommy Milone having as many wins as The Dark Knight (2).  Also there is no news or content to tell you about because Adam Rubin left and he obviously was the only beat guy worth a darn.

As you know, the Morning Laziness is here to save you time and tell you what to not bother with.  There are some more Matt Harvey articles but it’s the same old “he needs to….” or traid ideas…none of that is gonna happen so why bother reading them?  (Not linking)   There is also nonsense being floated about sending TDK to the minors….in a week where Wilk and Milone took starts and Montero is the other option.    Seriously, use your brains people.  (Not linking)

Tommy Milone is now one of the most popular Mets and there are articles overreacting and making him like the #2 starter and exiling Montero to Devil’s Island wherever and whatever that is.  Relax everyone.  (Not linking)

People are creaming over T.J. Rivera!  Can you imagine if he can bat like .280 with say like 12 HR power and maybe fill-in at three positions in the infield?  That would be one helluva player to have on a team.   But as far as running Duda out of town….you guys will realize what we have in Duda when he’s gone next year because the Mets are cheap.

Oe of the Amazing Apple Insiderized Mets Blogs tells us the Mets can score early runs!  No way I am linking.  What is that even?

Since there are no external links, I will refer you to Terry Collins Is Destroying The Sport Of Baseball and my very realistic easily executable proposed rule changes.

Actually this thing on 538 about the Mets having an average amount of injuries is good (except for the WAR crap).  It’s an example of original ideas, original content and someone actually trying, so let’s support them with clicks.