Mets Police Morning Laziness: Baseball is boring and arguably the worst sport ever

SLACKISH REACTION:  God, baseball is so boring.  I bailed at 5-0 last night.  It had nothing to do with winning, losing, or rebuilding  I just have so many hours on this world and I couldn’t waste two more of them staring at pitching changes.

The 4th Place Mets lost 6-0, are 15 GB and 1-3 in Garbage Time.  At least Rosario is here two months too late.

Gry Cohen said “Onts”  – you know the people who are married to your uncles.   Gary, you’re from Queens.  We say Ants.  Stop being all high-falootin’

I’m going to the beach.   Seacrest out.

The Mets Police
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