Hey remember that (overrated) time Piazza “healed the city” with a home run?
Imagine you’re a fan in Houston. It’s been a bad week. Here come the first place Astros, home at last, to give you a welcome distraction after Harvey.
And here come the Mets. And who do the genius Mets start?
A guy named Harvey. They are going out of their way to start a guy with a fragile psyche named Harvey in Game 1.
Could you tempt the gods more? Is this not screaming for some sort of Reverse Pizza Moment?
Houston Astros prepared to return to Minute Maid Park this weekend https://t.co/H53I3cEoRS pic.twitter.com/8QnDfD4F4s
— The Comeback (@thecomeback) August 30, 2017
Or maybe I’m wrong and The Dark Knight Truly Returns and beats the Astros. Gee. way to rub it in jerks. Harvey destroys Houston. Gee thanks Mets.
