Mets Police Morning Laziness: in which people complain about how Dom Smith dresses

SLACKISH REACTION: I have to run out the door this morning so can’t scour the web looking for stuff (there is nothing “real” anyway) so I will leave you with this tweet…

 

Now I like what Niko does on twitter, and I am not sandbagging him here as I warned him last night I had to rush the laziness and need topics….

Who cares what Dom wears?

If Thor showed up in that outfit everyone would say it was cool.   If Harvey did it would get ripped.  If Jose Reyes wore it Andy Martino I imagine would lecture us about how we don’t understand modern ballplayers.  If Darren sold it you’d buy two.

He’s a 22 year old baseball player who seems nice and is getting ripped for all kinds of things and I don’t get it.  Dom is quickly becoming my favorite Mets player because of all the weirdness this off-season.

And for a guy who is supposedly fat, he sure doesn’t look any bigger than Gary Apple who sure doesn’t look fat to me.

Dom, you hit the ball and you can show up naked.  It’s the same thing I always said about The Dark Knight – you strike out 12 every night and you can punch Terry in the face, you go 4 innings and suddenly you can’t even attend a hockey game.

Team Dom.

OK I will link:  Ron Darling is a fan of Callaway