Mets Police Morning Laziness: today’s fake acquisition is Todd Frazier

DID THE METS GET ANY NEW PLAYERS:  No.

SLACKISH REACTION:  The newspaper interviewed Todd Frazier and mentioned the Mets in the headline.  So today let’s all act like the Mets might get Todd Frazier.  He’s an Actual Major Leaguer and Veteran (both of which the Mets could use some of) so I wouldn’t be opposed to him coming to Queens,

NOT LINKING: Mejia arbitration something something. The guy is banned for baseball so who cares?

BLOOD DRIVE TOMORROW:   Give blood, meet Mr. Met, get Mets tickets.  Details.