Mets Police Morning Laziness: The Comedians Are Back, so is Conforto

SLACKISH REACTION:  One of the ways you can tell the Mets are doing well is when The Comedians return.  The Comedians show up when the Mets are on winning streaks.  TV fawns over them. The Comedians are THE BIGGEST Mets Fans. The Comedians are THE VOICE OF THE FANS.  (That’s all Alexa nonsense from yesterday).  Where were the comedians after the All Star Break last year?

Maybe they just really like Mickey..

In other news, if you’re going to cuckold the mascot, you can’t pitch to a 5.40 ERA and only go 4 innings.  That’s some 2017 Matt Harvey pitching line there.  Matt from Mystic has cut back the LOOK AT ME stuff and so far the baseball gods have been kind.  Just throwing it out there.

Jose Reyes and his wife became citizens.

My review of the Facebook Game

Leaky roof in the Jim Beam Club at the alcohol drive culture that is Citi Field.

Keith Hernandez’ book comes out soon, that explains twitter.

We now have photos of the $20 Popcorn

NOT LINKING: The newspaper has a generic Bryce Harper is good article. Also the Mets are out to make a statement against the Nationals.  Seriously who approves this crap?  Conforto should be back today, you don’t need an entire article.

Day game today, 1pm or thereabouts.  On Television.