Mets Police Morning Laziness: MLB game played in under two and a half hours

SLACKISH REACTION:   The most amazing thing about the game was the Time of Game.   2:24   Look at that.  Beautiful!!!  TWO TWENTY FOUR!!!!  I watched the game and I still don’t know how they pulled it off.

Soft Todd Frazier couldn’t drive in a runner from third and none out.  Unblock me Todd, this is not going to go well for you.

Murphtober is coming to Chicago!  Daniel Murphy was traded to the Cubs!  Murph will likely be on his 4th straight division winner.  Back to you Gare.

Speaking of Gare, good episode of Sterling or Scully with special guest Jon Miller!

Oh yeah and David Wright played more baseball.  Wanna know how he did?  That’s what the CLICKBAIT is for!!!! Click click click mwahahahaha.

So you really need to ignore #TheNarrative.  Yesterday the group think was that it was silly to have Dom Smith in LF two nights ago.  It was actually smart and here is why.

ICYMI here’s how and why baseball should eliminate extra innings.  Try it.

NOT LINKING:  This one from the AAIMBR is so bad I had to screenshot it so you’d believe me.

Seriously?  That?   Not to mention ripping off Rubin.