Mets Police Morning Laziness: here comes the Mets circus as they start screwing up Wright’s farewell

So after all this time, today a special someone returns….

No not you…although The Dark Knight does return at a blogger friendly 6:40pm vs. the Royals, full recap on your favorite Mets blog with a small b later tonight.

It’s THIS GUY

Which brings us to the circus.

Word out of Queens is that DW isn’t allowed to speak to anyone because ??????

Hold on, Mulder’s calling….

…Mulder wonders if DW is sort of pissed at all this and part of whatever the Mets worked out is that DW has to STFU or they won’t let him play at all?   Dunno.

Anyway, with David back and not being allowed to talk to people, that means THE METS CIRCUS IS BACK which is great for bloggers.  Imagine you’re a beat reporter.  You’ve been doing this since February and you just want to slog through one more week and go home.  As you may have noticed even your Friendly Neighborhood Blogger has had trouble finding anything to write about these last two weeks (someone tell those Queens Baseball Convention guys they should have made their announcement while it was quiet and not when everyone is checked out in a week) – anyway, you’re a bored beat writer and the baseball gods hand you this DW story.   You’re sitting in rainy Citi all day, there’s no BP, there’s nothing to write about, and you can’t talk to DW.   So what will you write about?  How you can’t talk to David.  Circus Time!!!!!

Someone remind this idiot that David Wright pinch hitting in front of 864 people after it rained all day is not how anyone wants The Return.

SLACKISH REACTION:  Mets-wise there is nothing.  See above.    In other news, you think MLB is gonna be thrilled they made everyone play Sunday at 3pm, in a kind of good idea to showcase playoff races, only to find out every race is done?

DETAILS ABOUT SATURDAY:  (none.  Come on Mets.)

And for Mets news all I got is…

The AAA Mets plan to stay in Syracuse until 2043!