Mets Police Morning Laziness: maybe the Mets went out of business

SLACKISH REACTION:  there is zero zero zero Mets news.  Zero.  Even the AAIMBR isn’t speculating on GM searches today.  I’m thinking maybe the Mets went out of business.  That would allow Sterling and the Related Companies to knock down Citi Field and put a parking lot there, so as Sandy Alderson might say, it is conceivable.

My $40 NBA2K came so that’s what is on tap for tonight.

Congratulations to the Red Sox, the dominant team of not just the AL East in the 21st Century, but of the American League.   Hopefully they can win another World Series so we don’t have to hear about the museum pieces in the Bronx.  When will Manfred do something?

Here’s my awesome idea for Last Licks instead of extra innings.

Lyin’ Todd Frazier loves his new jeans.  Sad.

Svelte Matt Harvey loves his new shakes.  Sad.