Mets Police Morning Laziness: Wags Wags The Dog with Wright and you all fell for it

SLACKISH REACTION:  Say you’re being investigated for your ties to Russia.  One thing you could do is shut down the government and scream WE NEED A WALL and then the media stops asking about Russia.   Now say your roster is thinner than thin and you’ve made some horsehockey pickups and people are starting to notice.  What you do is you announce DAVID WRIGHT HAS JOINED THE FRONT OFFICE and everyone stops asking about the roster.

Let me keep you focused…

Take a look at that plan.  The corner OFers are each other’s backups and the plan is to start Juan Lagares every day – and I am seeing chatter about “getting Broxton playing time.”

Wags is about to waste JDGs walk year.   Stay focused people.

Here’s a better look at the Syracuse Mets caps.

I gotta Actually Work (TM) all week, good thing I did three hours of blog posts on Sunday…so we’ll be good here.

NOT LINKING:  SNY has an article in which they spin is that Wags’ weekend moves are to limit the ifs.  Are you fracking kidding me?  He signed a bunch of guys who bat under .200 – that is IF THEORY if I have ever seen it.  I would link but I fear someone might accuse fans of being racists again if someone drops a pop fly against the Yankees.