Mets Police Morning Laziness: the garbage articles about the Mets being sold “quick”

OK STOP.  EVERYONE STOP.

You’re going to see an article about how the Mets sale COULD come “quick”(ly).

Now once you fall for the clickbait you will see the owners who COULD buy the team “quick” are Alex Rodriguez, who is rich but not WIlpons rich, Michael Bloomberg, who is Wilpons rich but I don’t know if you noticed, he is running for President and what would he do with a baseball team anyway?

Then as you keep reading, the report characterizes both as UNLIKELY.

So to summarize, the Mets COULD be sold quickly, perhaps to me or perhaps to Madonna, although all these scenarios are UNLIKELY.

As someone who writes a lot of garbage articles from my mom’s basement (actually it’s my own basement, and it’s actually a chair in my TV room), I hate garbage articles that all the other sites regurgitate.  SUCH GARBAGE!

Robinson Cano mentioned A-Rod as a  player who played well into their late 30s as someone he could emulate.   I’ll just leave that there and let you ponder that.  To be fair, he also mentioned Jeter.   Have a cookie Robbie.

Wags took a back door slam at Mickey Hodges, without mentioning him.  I guess Mickey was neither a players manager nor trustworthy?  Never yell at a guy named Tim folks.

Oh, Wags, this is an interesting for the Post to write…

But his allies will tell you also how poorly he was supported with inconsistent and unclear counsel on how to handle everything from the day-to-day to crises or by being left too frequently with little or no support in troubling moments.

Now I wonder who mis-managed things there?

Sorry to ask difficult questions everyone.