Brian sent over this pizza menu.
If you’re on your way to a Trump Rally, like the one Mike attended in August, you might want to pick up the Mike Piazza Pizza with Meatball, Sausage, Bacon, Pepperoni and Mozzarella. I’m sure the insurrectionists will appreciate the snacks.
Or maybe you just want to watch football today, why not get the Ron Darling with Pineapple, Ham, Bacon and Mozzarella?
I for sure won’t be getting the most vulgar pizza of all, the Polar Bear 53 which comes with ground beef, bacon, American Cheese (on a pizza??), Mozzarella. Ketchup (ick), a touch of swearing and no shirt.
There is also rumored to be a SECRET MENU. Order the Uncle Steve which comes with ALL THE TOPPINGS. It costs $1.8 Billion, but hey it’s just money.
Winter filler? Winter filler.
