Loser Mets reportedly won’t be getting Theo Epstein

There is one man on the planet who conquered the Red Sox Curse and the Cubs Curse.

The discussion SHOULD have gone like this:

Theo: I want a hundred million dollars.

Steve: Here you go. (Hands over giant novelty check)

Theo: I get to do whatever I want.  Here’s my resume for why.

Steve:  No problem. I will be over here running my hedge fund and enjoying the next season of Billions now that the Axe character is gone, I never liked that guy.

And that’s it.


We didn’t get a billionaire to reteam Sandy and Billy to play Moneyball.


Tell Theo he can work three hours a week from the Bahamas and do whatever he wants.  I don’t care.  Get Theo in here.