I think I have found the perfect candidate for the Mets. Anakin Skywalker.
Think about it. He is young and part of a new generation. The Mets can sell us on a new culture.
The Mets will get off to a great start. People will buy t-shirts. Comedians will come to games and represent themselves as The Biggest Mets Fans until they go back on tour in June when the Mets suck.
Then, it will eventually come out that Anakin murdered a bunch of younglings at the Jedi Temple. His rage will come out and he will yell at a guy named Tim, which will be what really gets him fired after the Mets try to cover up the youngling stuff.
Plus he can force choke Gelbs.
Unfortunately, the Mets don’t have a front office to hire a manager, so Anakin will likely go to the Marlins.
Will Anakin Skywalker manage the Mets? No.
