Imagine if I could take all the things you love about Wally Backman and ramp them up to 11.
Imagine Gelbs asking Lang how he thinks the season will go.
“Prediction?…Pain!”
When the Mets bring in some overpriced aging “piece” Lang will say
“Get out of my face! I don’t need no has-beens in my corner. And you better wipe that look off your face before I knock it off. “
Lang pities no fools. The Mets will play gritty ball and they will hunt down the World Champion Braves
What did you say, Paper Champion?
That’s right. Clubber does not respect the Braves at all. This is what we need in Queens.
Plus we can get…..wait for it…..T Shirts.
I really can’t think of any reason why the Mets WOULDN’T want Clubber Lang as their next manager. But the Mets will probably go for some boring choice. I pity those fools.
Will Clubber Lang manage the Mets? No.
