Man, if Matt Harvey hung out at a hockey game instead of getting ready to entertain fans at the upcoming season, you guys would be mad at him. Why isn’t Mr. Met down in Port St. Lucie shooting promo videos or something? Instead he’s hanging out with Sparky the Fire Breathing Refugee From Arena Football.
Also, does Mrs. Met not like the Islanders? Are the Islanders too cheap to buy her a jersey? Is she too cheap to buy her own? Will Sparky be at any Mets games?