I thought I’d collect these for you guys.
The Dinner – Steve has some Japanese agents over to his house
The Phone Call – Ohtani signs with the Dodgers because Steve never called.
The Rejection – now Yamamoto has signed with the Dodgers
The Airing of Grievances – Frank is unhappy with the Mets off-season
The Santa – in an attempt to get good press, Steve volunteers at the mall.
The Gift – Steve gets a thank you gift from Ohtani
The Aura – Steve explains why he hired Carlos Mendoza
The Queens Crew – Steve’s latest idea is to add a dance crew
The Opposite – since spending a lot of money didn’t work, Steve decided not to sign anyone.
The Uniforms – Steve is excited about the team’s new uniforms
The Copycat – the Yankees start to copy one of Steve’s ideas
The Fried Rice – a new food stand in Queens goes sideways
The Outage – due to the AT&T outage, Steve is unable to join a conference call with Japanese sports agents
The Impression – even though the Mets didn’t sign anyone, Steve feels they made an impression.
Mets Police is a mix of news and parody. This is the parody part.