SLACKISH REACTION: I guess the Mets won. No idea. Didn’t care about this game or this series AT ALL. I was even killing two hours at a soccer tryout and I decided to listen to podcasts and watch the tryout instead of dealing with the GD MLB App and playing on twitter. Don’t know what happened, don’t care what happened.
THE CAPTAIN AMERICA RETURNS: Did I do that right? He went 0 for 3 with 2Ks which makes him already better than Todd Frazier in my mind. Here’s some bizarre videos SNY tweeted. I do really like baseball’s new one pitch rule!
RANDOM: People need to learn how to order at a McDonald’s, I got stuck behind some dude yesterday and heard him going back and forth with the drive thru lady. No there aren’t mushrooms. No you can’t swap your drink for a McFlurry. Stop dude. Call out a number and let’s go. Don’t go off menu. Also they never should have demoted the two cheeseburger meal from #2 to #9.
I have no idea why I have that image. You run a blog long enough you collect a lot of random stuff.
STFU TRAVEL: I do not want to hear it from Gary, Keith, Ron or any Mets about travel. You can get from Miami to NYC in two hours. Yes you will have a late flight tonight. Say you don’t get to bed until 4am. That sucks. You can sleep until 2pm (that’s TEN HOURS SLEEP) and get to Tuesday night’s 7pm game in time for warmups. I know it’s hard to bat every 45 minutes and maybe chase five baseballs….or it’s really hard to attend the manager’s press conference at 4 (not like Keith does that). DO NOT WANNA HEAR IT.
NOT LINKING: The AAIMBR can’t be bothered to not rip off Rubin’s title and they tell you today’s opponent (Yankees) and starting pitcher (deGrom). Saved you a click!
