What Mets fans talk about when not talking about the actual games.
I mean I don’t have to tell you guys how stupid this is right? Although some of you are on such Steve Cohen Kool Aid that maybe I do.
Look just double park and go watch the ceremony. Maybe the cops will be cool.
Jesus guys, come on.
Oh good, a side patch
This looks like a cap the former Mets head of Marketing Poochie Wilpon would come up with. It looks like the cap of a team that changes its name to Swamp Dragons or Raptors or something else mid-90s. Also the yellow holes make it even more atrocious.
Now that all the teams will play all the other teams, let’s stop with tradition entirely and fix the game. I propose radical realignment, and TV put on a Northeast game and a West Game every day and the other divisions can whatever themselves.
NORTHEAST (aka Ruth): Mets, Yankees, Red Sox, Phillies, Blue Jays
SOUTHEAST (aka Ripken): Nationals, Orioles, Braves, Miami, Tampa
WEST (aka Robinson): Dodgers, Angels, Padres, Giants, Mariners
SOUTHWEST (dunno): stay with me here – THE LAS VEGAS ATHLETICS, Diamondbacks, Rockies, Rangers, Astros
CENTRAL (aka Banks): Cubs, White Sox, Brewers, Cardinals, Royals
OTHERS (aka Celemente): Tigers, Twins, Guardians, Reds, Pirates
I mean, why wouldn’t you do this?
Took me two minutes and it’s pretty perfect. If I listed a team twice and left someone out you can make fun of me.
You can give the divisions cooler names if you want. Let’s go Old Time Hockey and have stuff like Ruth, Robinson, Aaron, Ripken, Banks, Celemnte etc…
The Mets must be using “Mailing List B” which only goes to the MSM and not the bloggers (that seems to be used when one of the Senior Suits handles things as opposed to the lower level guys that handle the day to day). Anyway, I have acquired the 2023 Mets Schedule, not that I plan to attend any games, baseball is boring.
Let’s see…
The season starts in March. I guess that’s a good use of a Miami series…it won’t be as boring as usual, and might make a good road trip for fans! Maybe I WILL go to a game!
That weekend at-Boston series in July is enticing.
This is also the debut of the Play Everyone In Both Leagues schedule, and to be fair, it feels a lot less interleaguey than I thought.
I imagine the Mets sent out a press release with details about this schedule but I didn’t get it, so if baseball wants to keep its marketing a secret, that’s fine by me.
