The Mets have reportedly signed 37 year old Max Scherzer to a 3 year $130 million contract.

He joins a growing list of Mets Who Never Booed Their Own Fans and thus I welcome him.

I am also hearing that comedians are clearing their schedules.  Comedians LOVE acting like they are big time Mets fans every April.  Then during April’s winning streak they go on TV and hang out with the t-shirt people.

Then June comes and the Mets fall back to the back.  By August, comedians are gone.

All of this has happened before and will happen again.

This is also the point in the season where people will now switch back to calling me “negative.”  I assure you I continue to crack jokes at more or less the same rate, and it’s you reading into things.  Unless the Mets boo their own fans, then I am truly irate.

But now we have all kinds of new Mets!

Scherzer
Marte
Canha (we think)
Escobar
Plummer

All of whom you can root for!  You should even buy a jersey!

You’re acting like this is weekend filler and I had a soccer tournament yesterday.  Clearly today is Monday and this is not weekend filler it is weekDAY filler.

The T-Shirt Guy still isn’t selling us cardigans so we’re going to have to go head and promote Alternate Sweater Options like this one from 47 Shop!

This design make it look like you’re in the nerdy frat the Animal House guys don’t like.  Also great photoshop job.

What a lovely morning.  We have some new Mets who don’t hate Mets fans. Hopefully Steve can continue to get rid of all those losers the 2021 Mets (including JDG and Pete, complicit in their silence) and get some new players to root for.  And hopefully these new guys understand #LGM has three letters.  My patience is VERY thin these days.

The Mets seem to have acquitted Sterling Marie for the OF.

Unfortunately the stupid millennials have taken over sportswriting with their dopey OPS nonsense so I had to go digging for REAL NUMBERS which were .310 12 and 55 in 2021, so congratulations the Mets just signed Daniel Murphy!  However that would over look the 47 stolen bases.

VERDICT: Good signing!

The Mets are also supposedly getting Mark Canha – if the Angels want to be the Mets, why can’t the Mets be the A’s?   I got to know Canha when I skimmed the 2020 Season with Matt Harvey on the A’s-turned-LI Ducks….and Canha was solid.  That’s my knowledge of him.  He was good in a video game 18 months ago so I say…

VERDICT: Good singing!

Then there is this Eduardo Escobar fellow, who I never heard of until yesterday but that’s MLB’s problem not mine, and he plays several positions, hit 28 HRs and most importantly has never booed Mets fans!

VERDICT: Good signing!

So that’s it.  I have nothing negative to say.  Good job Steve and team!

Everyone celebrate by buying black jerseys!

This design (without the blue piping) looks better than previous designs.  This will make for nice FASHION WEAR ON CIVILIANS which is why you should buy one (well, that and my commission.  $$$$ baby!)

Your favorite sell-out capitalist is here to tell you to

BUY A BLACK METS JERSEY USING THIS LINK

 

That’s right.  I can’t stop this, so I am taking my 8% cut.   Please buy lots and lots of black Mets jerseys!

Black Mets jeresys come in many varieties such as Vulgar Pete, Booing Baez and JDG

And also exciting throwback styles like Al Leiter, John Franco and Mike Hampton.  If you ever wanted a black Mike Hampton jersey…now is the time.

And don’t forget you’re gonna want to get a new cap to go with it.