The Mets Police

From the home office in Flushing, it’s the Top 10 Reasons to attend the Queens Baseball Convention on Saturday.

Number 10 – no Mets players will boo you!

Number 9 – Gary Cohen is the bouncer and if you misbehave he will kick you Outta Here!

Number 8 – you can watch moderator Mark Healy tap-dance during the State of the Mets panel when there has been zero Mets news in a month!

Number 7 – you can ask Lyin’ Todd Frazier about cheating!

Number 6 – Nick Davis has a panel – who’s that you ask?  Well he’s the guy that made the awesome 1986 Mets Documentary

Number 5 – famous 1986 Mets player Ron Darling

Number 4 – I hear Jay Horwitz is appearing on three panels

Number 3 – Meet the Mets Executives and ask them about players booing fans and why there is still silence on the Seaver statue?

Number 2 – “Mascots”  I hear one with a giant baseball head is coming.

And the Number 1 reason you should attend the Queens Baseball Convention is…..  You love the Mets even if their players don’t love you. Go hang out with your fellow fans and have a nice Saturday out.

Details and tickets here.

 

Schedule for the Day(Subject to change)

11:00 am- Doors Open

11:15 am – State of the Mets

12:00 pm – Gil Hodges Unforgettable Fire Award

12:30 pm – Ron & Gary Panel

1:30 pm – SNY

Ron & Gary autographs

2:30 pm – Meet the Mets Execs

3:30 pm – Todd Frazier Panel

4:30 pm – Nick Davis Panel

Todd Frazier autographs

5:30 pm – Mets Authors Panel

6:30 pm – End

Maybe what the Mets need is a Take No Prisoners Attitude.  Imagine all your Wally Backman fantasies except this time the manager REALLY DGAF as Pete Alonso might say.

These could be the new Mets.  They hate you, they hate the other teams, they hate hate hate…

…we could bring in all the worst unlikeable players in the league…who cares as long as they are good at baseball.

And who better to lead the squad than Player-Manager Javy Baez.

The Mets could wear black uniforms and chant LFGM and just be total a-holes.  A lot of you would probably like this, and it does seem to fit the vibe of the post-Wilpons era.

The problem is, the accountants will never go for a player-manager.

Will Javy Baez manage the Mets? No.

METS STATEMENT ON THE PASSING OF PEDRO FELICIANO

 “The Mets are so saddened to hear of the loss to their family today. Pedro Feliciano will be remembered as a beloved member of the Mets organization for his impact as a great teammate as well as his reputation as one of the most competitive, durable and reliable relievers during his time in Queens. Our thoughts and prayers are with the entire Feliciano family. Rest in peace, Pedro.”

Here’s a great suggestion from @ihatedeadends.

Dr. Evil might be a better choice for General Manager than manager (we offer your free agent….ONE MILLION DOLLARS)…but that’s not the bit.

We do know that Dr. Evil can successfully manage things.  And to my delight, his managerial style is straight out of the 1960s.  He’ll let the starting pitching throw 10 or 11 innings, and when one of the suits tries to explain Analytics to him he will have no idea what they are talking about.

“Dr. Evil, this is deGrom’s third time through the lineup, don’t you think we should use 7 relievers to get these last 9 outs?”

“Zip it!”

Also I think it would be cool if the base coaches were issued uniform Number 2 and Number 3.

The only issue, do the Mets want to have an evil billionaire running things? I don’t think that would turn out well.

Will Dr. Evil manage the Mets? No.

 

 

Hey remember earlier in 2021 when the Mets let the inmates run the asylum.?  Remember how the Mets Beat ran hard with this joke?  Remember when Vulgar Pete credited Donnie Stevenson with his success?   Remember how the beat and Pete were shocked…SHOCKED…when Chili Davis got fired?  Remember how Chili Davis got fired at then the Mets fell out of first place and the Braves won the World Series?

So at this point…screw it, let’s hire Donnie Stevenson.

It’s arguably not the worst idea.  We have one of the core Mets players thinking this bit is funny.  We had players boo the Mets fans.  So why not go all-in on Trash Branding.  Bring back black uniforms and let Donnie Stevenson manage the whole thing.

Will Donnie Stevenson manage the Mets?  Maybe.